"Sex Crazed is the new Joe Jonas" Ch.3 (prt 2)

well here's chapter 3 part 2
youtube made me brake it into three parts cuz its soo dang long
well ENjoy!!!

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I turn around met by Naomi who's standing strangely close beaming a bright smile at me. Something about today is oh so very wrong. This does not happen, the girl behind the counter is flirting with me, Addison smiled at me, and Naomi is standing this close to me in public.

"We'll have four Pastrama Rama's on wheat" I conclude trying to avoid an awkward setting that already presents itself.

"That'll be $20.50," she says, I can't help but notice her glares at Naomi who is still close.

I will never understand women. I reach around and pull out my wallet and my hand grazes somewhere on Naomi's body making me feel sick.

"That's molestation," she accuses, then she follows it with, "Wow, look how big your wallet is, you're rolling in cash."

She doesn't pull of sarcasm very well; it just makes her seem like a bitch. I hand over the cash and then take my receipt turning around, she's so close it's forcing me up on the order counter.

"Personal bubble," I choke out glancing at Addison who is stareing at Naomi just like me.

"Excuse me," she says.

I gladly get out of her way and walk over to the table they've picked out. I sit down next to Nick who is instantly all in my business.

"Was that verbal exchange with the very beautiful Naomi?"

"Was it just me or was she totally butt raping you?" asks Leila.

"I have no clue what just happened," I admit.

Because it's true. I look over and their sitting at the largest booth like their some freaking portrait. All the popular people at one table, it's sort of like the last supper painting. Only nothing holy is going on at that table.

"Wouldn't this be a perfect time to unravel our plan?" Leila suggest making
napkin origami.

"Plan?" says Nick intrigued.

"Not a plan, a study," I correct wishing she would stop calling it that.

"A poll," she says, but I can tell she's simply mocking.

"Fine then, let us unravel."

Leila instantly boots Kevin out of the way and just as my courage is at an all time high Nick pulls me back down.

"Do try to control your hormones," he urges, "I don't wanna be known as the freak with the boner's friend-"

"I have self control."

"She's hot bro, good luck."

He pats my shoulder like he's really trying to be helpful and I get up coughing and then look myself over. Kevin says I look like a finicky girl every time I do this. But excuse me for not wanting to look like a freaking douche trying to impress a girl. Clothing stains never got anyone some action. Well, Nick is the anomaly to that. I look like a normal guy, black jeans, lace up vans, Strokes t-shirt. They, along with the stooges, are responsible for me getting along like this. Music comforts, and ever since I picked up a guitar, it's been what I relate to.

We walk calmly up to their table and Leila pulls out a note bag and a pen from behind her ear. As soon as we get there they give us undeniable daggers. The silence falls over them besides a few giggles, I've been here before, many a time. This is the stage right before I humiliate myself

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part 3 comming soon.....
cool makes me sound dramatic LOL

here comes the big question: what do you think will happen next? will joe make a strait up fool of himself? hmmmmmmmm stay tuned .....=D

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[LovinTheNileyLoveX1]

well i dont want him to make a fool of himself but i rarely get what i want so... hmm, betting on joe turning bright red at some point in the next part x]

[ILuvCookiesDough]

oooo ur gonna lose some good cash if the bets counting on money cuz for the first time u get ur way ...or maybe u win some good cash and dont get ur way lol

ooo lets find out (why do i keep "oo"ing ) XD

[xbutterfly55]

I enjoyed the butt rap part! xP I bet Joe is going to act cool! Yeahhh..xD Anyway, part 3 yayy! :) Can't wait!

[ILuvCookiesDough]

maybe, maybe not ......but really what kind of writer would i be if i just kept everything happy and dramaless (not katie if u would ask me LOL)

so OF COURSE part 3 is gonna be something EPIC!!

i know butt rape DON't YOU JUST LUV LEILA?!!!!

[xbutterfly55]

Very true! :)

WHOO! epicness here I come! =)

Yeah! She is Funny!!! =D