Bard's Tale - Bad Luck Ogun (you're not the chosen one)

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Sorry for the poor quality, I used my phone to record it.

The Lyrics:

Oh its bad luck to be you
A chosen one of many isn't new
When you think you're full of luck, in the bollocks you'll get struck
Oh its bad luck to be you
Now Ogun came young from a farm and tried to save the princess from all harm
Equipped with just a stick and a head made out of brick, his rabbit's foot failed as a charm
Oh its bad luck to be you
The prophecy is never coming true
In a pickle you'll be stuck, like a chicken you will cluck
Oh its bad luck to be you
Believing that he was the one
His ego weighed in at a ton
His mum's a crazy bat - did we mention she was fat! And she'll need a pine box for her son
Oh its bad luck to be you
Don't think for a second its not true!
When your life is run amuck, you will see that you're the schmuck..
Oh its bad luck to be, really bad luck to be, nobody could disagree, its a freakin' guarantee..
Its bad luck to be you! Diddly-doo
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This is a song from the Xbox game "Tha Bard's Tale" - a game all people with a sense of humour should play.

It basically parodies adventure games and role playing games, exploiting nearly every plot device in such games.

This song occurs during game play and can be unlocked by donating vast amounts of money to the priest in the Kirk - it laments the folly and peril associated with being a "chosen one".

I made this using my cell phone video camera so obviously its poor quality, still I think the sound came out ok, which is all you need. I probably needed like, a tripod or something.

Category:

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Tags:

• bard
• tale
• xbox
• prophecy
• chosen
• one
• hero
• song
• noob
• ihatepeople
• ihatechosenones
• funny

[beastchief]

is it for xbox or xbox 360?

[ModernDayNinja]

xbox

[wiiizkewl]

i just got this game today without ever playing, and rarely ever hearing about it, i love it.

[ModernDayNinja]

I know, its awesome isn't it? So what made you get it?

[pimpmafuqa]

wow, your that much of a noob you needed to use cheats? thats just sad, i beat the game, no cheats at all, unlocked everything, and it was only a 5 day game rental Lord bless charlie mops.

[ModernDayNinja]

Eh, it was to get the songs unlocked - you need to donate literally hundreds of thousands of gold to unlock just the one song.

I have better stuff to do than spend hours of grinding just to open a song.

[ZeroJinKui]

god i loved this game so much.. the songs in it were freakin AWESOME!!!

they need to make a soundtrack disc for this game. :D

[obelisk2049]

because some of us just like the songs. duh!

[Zhuravliov]

Man. I LOVE THAT SHIT! That's the best parody RPG ever.

[kezthepieman13]

my game glitched right when i got into to plant tower thingy :(

[unitalphaswe]

there is, check piratebay :P

[obelisk2049]

iffy quality.

good song though.

[ShoniXylogear]

Bard's Tale is the most ammusing game ever XD The reoccuring song of this "Bad luck to be you" are so funny XD Come when you least expect it too XD

[73me73]

Here's a tip: Hook your red yellow and white cords up to the input outlet in the DVD player. Then take the red yellow and white cords from the DVD player, put one side in the output outlet, and the other side in the TV. Press record on the DVD player, and play the game. Then you wont have to carry around the camera :D (Good vid btw)

[SventheCrusader]

Singing Trow Troupe ftw.

[xainRM]

If your not even there, then why the hell did you come here looking for the bards tale?