Britt's Xenu Dance

All hail Xenu. Without him, our lives would be empty, meaningless, rational. Oh dear.

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[wasupi355]

wow, how long did it take for one of these psychos to go nuts on your page?

[magnoliafires]

About 24 hours, looks like. And it didn't even make me snicker a little bit.

Nope.

[OpenComments]

NED for OTs Series 31 -- THE THETAN HAND TECHNIQUE

"Theres another process of getting rid of BTs and clusters. It is not always that magnificient but it is sometimes functional. What you do is mock up a thetan hand and using the edge of it as a sort of knife, you pass it between the body and black masses and sever them off. These masses are attached to the body by strings or lines or suction cups or beams..."

For $500,000 you can read the rest of this!

[OpenComments]

Upper-level Scientologists insist on publicly denying the fact that the OT materials have anything to do with Xenu. But come on, guys. The cat is so totally out of the bag. I mean, the cat has been out of the bag so long that if you asked the cat about the bag, the cat would be like, "Oh, the BAG? That was forever ago." And then the cat would roll its eyes and go back to being out of the bag.

You can read about Xenu in L. Ron Hubbard's own writings at wikileaks(.)org.

[King1821E]

You are also a scam artist, paranoid, insane, drug addicted and a child molester.

Thank God for free speech.

[XenuLover23]

yes, they do.

the polkadots were to represent thetans.

duhhhh every scientologomologicalist knows that

[TheJ1mb0]

LULZ.

I have no idea why I think this is funny.

I guess it's because even these randomass women know how completely ridiculous scientology is.

[blackrubberbag]

LRH was a well known scam artist. He died as a fugitive from the law. He was also paranoid, insecure, insane and drug addicted.

No one wants to stop you from worshiping him, but we do find it to be hilarious.

KSW!

[BarmyBoy21]

you guys are so funny

[planetarysalvage]

Xenu is not found anywhere, in the context of Dianetics? Now you listen to me for a second. You have no right whatsoever to say what is and what isn't Xenu; the Constitution of the United States of America guarantees one's right, to practice and believe freely in Xenu.