Who Run SMRT? (Phaik Hwa) [BEYONCE RUN THE WORLD PARODY]

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SINGAPORE!
Who run SMRT?

Who CEO?
Phaik Hwa


Who drive the trains?
Phaik Hwa
Who make money?
Phaik Hwa
Who raise the fares?
Phaik Hwa
And says it's fair?
Phaik Hwa

Who CEO?
Phaik Hwa

Some Singaporeans think just cos some train breakdown
I will resign
North-South-East-West-Circle Line breakdown
Who cares? Your money is mine!

Go ahead and break more windows
That just gives me reason
To raise the fares up higer
Go use fire extinguisher

This is for taxi drivers getting income opportunity
Those who pick up passengers
drive fast And get more later!


I think I need a stylist
Need to redye my hair
I swear dealing with all this crap
Has got my highlights fading

Ohh I'm just joking
I'll take MRT
If that makes you happy
Tuck Yew, drive me

My retail background
Raised profits for SMRT
Millions of dollars
Understand my big ass bonus

I earn 3 more times than Obama

Who CEO?
Phaik Hwa


Who drive the trains?
Phaik Hwa
Who make money?
Phaik Hwa
Who raise the fares?
Phaik Hwa
And says it's fair?
Phaik Hwa

Who CEO?
Phaik Hwa

It's hot up in this stalled train
Back up will kick in
Do not panic
If not, go ahead and faint
Post on STOMP
Publicity for me!

For updates regarding breakdowns
Follow us on Twitter
But don't listen to Hossan Leong
For reporting it faster

This goes out to all the people who keep talking shit 'bout me
Realise I got power to cut transport for your daily needs!

Boy, you know you need it
You will always need my services
If not how you will go to work?
You think bus is faster?

God will give you flood
taxi fares go up
And then you bo chup
F U - take train!

First female CEO
And not from Army
The government
Will want me to make money for them

Do you really think I will resign?

Who CEO?
Phaik Hwa

Who drive the trains?
Phaik Hwa
Who make money?
Phaik Hwa
Who raise the fares?
Phaik Hwa
And says it's fair?
Phaik Hwa

Who CEO?
Phaik Hwa


Who am I?
What I run?
SMRT!

Who run SMRT!

Who am I?
What I run?
SMRT!

Who run SMRT?

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Tags:

• singapore
• malay
• chinese
• singaporean
• indian
• MP
• ang
• mo
• kio
• train
• break
• down
• MRT
• smrt
• SBS
• transit
• far