Youth Christian Group Fail (The Side Hug)
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Uploaded by AJOAndre2 on Nov 24, 2009
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Christian youth groups finally have an alternative to normal, aka "front," hugs. As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze. The Christian Side-Hug (or the CSH, as the kids call it) rids us of sin, as the only below the belt contact will be some good old-fashioned hip on hip action.
To help the side-hug fad sweep the nation, let us present this hardcore rap song. Yup, side-hugging has hit the streets. The group has as many emcees as the Wu-Tang Clan and as much power as a barbershop quartet.
Look out for the ominous sirens blasting on the track. Clearly, these are gangsters on the run from the law - probably from side-hugging up a storm! One emcee (wearing his bandanna 2pac-style no less) admits to taking part in the forbidden front-hug. But don't worry, God. He's married.
At the end, they all simulate getting shot and dying. We can only hope there are side-hugs in heaven.
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Even christians are probably disgraced with this.
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I bet there preacher is somewhere in the crowd, slumped down, thinkin..... "Goddamnit guys.............. Jesus Christ......... What the fuck just happened up there?"
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no. Just no. bad hip hop. Bad!
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This is the biggest fucking fail in the history of the world.
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wow..... this is so fucking stupid
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So gangsta. Bustin caps and side huggin hoes all day erryday.
2 months ago 2
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@davo9678 STFU you gay prick and suck satans nob :P you believe in him don't you ? :D
Oh and i'm a satanist ;)
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WHY ARE THEY SAMPLING THE STAR WARS THEME.
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@Tommygun456 easy, just ignore them, and ask your imaginary father for forgiveness for finding them.
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lol, if the gateway sin is a hug its gonna set the bar real low for being a sinner.
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christians....utterly missing the point for over 2000 years
badgerboyUK 8 months ago 15
I'm a christian and seriously i think this is stupid!!! Some of these guys haven't even thought about using the name of Jesus to get rid of that sin. We teens can love and no one can stop us!!! It's nothing against the Bible at all!!! They are so christian scared of lust because of one hug!!! Jesus can take away lust!!! I can hug girls with not lust at all!!! And plus Jesus asked us to love your neighbor. And hugging is a way of showing respect to other people or saying Hi!!!!
davo9678 1 year ago 12