Low Quality RecAP

this is what i've been up to for the past whatever

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Drank a coke with three ice cubes.
Stocked my kitchen with low-priced foods.
Penned a sonnet for pasta and hamburger haikus.
Sold my Spider-Man comics so I could purchase white shoes.
Then I used my new sneaks to go and kick a cactus.
Toured the rivers of the world inside a picnic basket.
Put work in at a Perkins rearranging sugar packets.
Sewed Galactus patches on the back of satin jackets.

Went to Peru; hiked under the jungle sun.
Found an old deck of cards and half a stick of bubble gum.
A genie appeared when I picked up the cards and shuffled 'em.
She said she'd grant a wish for every face card in the pack.
I used the king of clubs to wish for an invisible cadillac
filled with sandwiches, a pony and all four seasons of Alex Mack.
With my final queen I asked if she'd be Mrs. Jones.
Out of all my wishes, this was the one that meant the most.
But she said no so I banished her to the land of wind and ghosts.
I might have overreacted, being in love has that effect.
Sometimes I want her back but I made a mistake I can't correct.
Nevertheless, sometimes I hold my breath and cut the deck.

Planted flowers in Austin, Washington and Boston.
Played 99 games of Balderdash and only lost one.
Played chess with salmon and backgammon with a dolphin.
Read Paper Towns while adding eye of newt to the cauldron.
Man, I love animals. I bought a giant bat
with razor wings and missiles and the damn thing was iron clad.
And when we got tired, we rode around on a rhino's back.
Because bats and rhinos are best friends and that's a science fact.

Turned some stomachs, blew some minds and broke some hearts
with the help of a bottle of wine, cookies and an old guitar.
Down in my basement I fabricated a mechanical man out of toaster parts
to do my dishes, wash my clothes and push my grocery carts.
Was locked in an Arby's bathroom; that's how I spent my holidays.
Life gave me lemons, I gave them all a face,
arranged them on a stage and produced a slew of Shakespeare plays.
The best was Julius Citrus. "Beware the rinds of March." "Et tu Fruite."

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• rhinos
• bats

[Turkbarnigettott]

get a better mic or smthn

[SharkeyeJones]

@Turkbarnigettott i need a better everything, my friend

[elizacub938]

yes! Baulderdash!



[SharkeyeJones]

@elizacub938 come and play. i don't win every time

[shakes1327]

Alex Mack!! Nice.

So... see you again in 5 months?

[SharkeyeJones]

@shakes1327 i might be back sooner. after i finish watching all of alex mack!

[cuius11]

I think all youtubers' recaps should be like this

[rickardo89]

Dude, keep cuttin' the deck. That genie sounds terrible. Word.

[B1ueCadet3]

THIS VIDEO IS FUCKING AWESOME!

Sharkeye you rule!

[0hhelleur]

you're some kind of wondeful, jones

miss your humor and random

whateva

[RUefingkidding]

Glad you're back man I missed you. Thanks Thanks Thanks you make me smile.

[TursipielAlthins]

I thought the anigals must've gotten you...or the tiger bats. Glad to hear it was just some Balderdash and a genie.

[Miwbastet]

Awesome! :D

[vulcanbirdbrain]

aahahahaha fantastic!