3G iPhone Blues - Original Song by Leah D'Emilio

Learn GarageBand in only 30 days! http://mhlo.co/GarageBandApp
Girl sings about her new 3G iPhone... and how lame it is.
for more, go to: http://www.mahalodaily.com

Music by Leah D'Emilio
Lyrics by Michael Gallagher & Leah D'Emilio
--------------------

"3G iPHONE BLUES"


I woke up this morning on Friday, July 11,
excited to go to the Apple Store to buy my slice of heaven.

I waited in line for 3 hours to get mine:
white, 16 gigabytes for two-ninety-nine.

The phone is thinner, I felt like a winner,
but there was more to buy.

They gave me a two year contract from AT&T,
then I started to cry.

Text messaging is not for free.
One-hundred more dollars for MobileMe.

And I'm not a fan of your monthly plan.
I'm throwing this contract in the garbage can.

'Cause the new 3G has let me down.
I can't get a signal in my rural town.

The camera is whack.
Its got a plastic back.
I've given too much money to the folks at Mac.

Did you foresee that people like me
wouldn't be satisfied with your technology?

You thought your next generation
would sweep across the nation,
but your product doesn't live up
to its expectations.

Did you foresee
that we would be unhappy?

Did you foresee
that we would go and buy the new Blackberry?

Category:

Howto & Style

Tags:

• 3g
• iphone
• apple
• steve
• jobs
• at&t
• att
• gps
• girl
• song
• leah
• demilio
• did
• you
• forsee
• sad
• dissapointment
• acoustic
• parody

[orrekorre]

thats what happens when you give a guitar to a girl. COMPLAINS

[golumboy]

why she call it blues ? .

[lamassu5]

Great song!

[naaz08]

your awesome!!

[flandrian15]

If you ask very nicely I might consider giving you some guitar lessons!

Just be thankful you're very, very cute. . .

[DudeSeriouslyAWESOME]

see when i read "blues", i thought it'd actually be blues.... not a chord sequence a chimpanzee could play.....

[dbts808]

Beautiful woman, very nice voice, excellent songwriting!

You deserve a better guitar! I recommend the Taylor 314ce because of the great electronics as well as excellent acoustic properties. Your guitar sounds like it has a laminate top ... not so nice ... a solid top Taylor is what you need!

[Mr90Denis]

bravo girl sing well

[hankoless]

no so much but its good

[spiceitupgirlnum1]

FAIL 

[stuartz1985]

Well I just got an iphone 4... no problems with it at all :) The signal and dropped call issues don't seem to affect my phone. Very happy with it, except you can't get Google Navigation, and the bluetooth should support OBEX push out-of -the-box