Poker face edit- BBQ song

Lyrics:

I want to eat a sausage or a big burger
The taste of ketchup really makes it better
It tasted much better when you eat it with chips
But that's not very likely 'cuz its cooked on a big grill

I eat kebabs and anything else
As long as it is bought from the shops

Can't eat my- can't eat my
No you can't eat my BARBEQUEE
It was cooked by my dad
B-b-b-barbeque, b-b- barbeque
B-b-b-barbeque, b-b- barbeque

It would be better you served with some sauce
To make it taste much better of course
You could invite all your friends and family
In your garden you having a big party..

Can't eat my- can't eat my
No you can't eat my BARBEQUEE
It was cooked by my dad
B-b-b-barbeque, b-b- barbeque
B-b-b-barbeque, b-b- barbeque

I will try not to burn it
But its funny to watch your face
As your gagging over your food
That I have served to you
Here's some chicken and some pig
Which I killed myself
It struggled, it struggled,
But I had to do it...

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• funny