Neil Cicierega gets SCHOOLED by NeilPatrickNHarris

Neil Cicierega, the creator of Potter Puppet Pals and Lemon Demon is challenged to a rap battle by these three girls. We pwn him, and then he proceeds to fail miserably.

Every night I lay awake, sorrow in my chest
I think of Neil C. and wonder, how's he getting rest?
Does he know he's only, he's only second best?
Tossing in his bed, what's he wearing? Dread?

I'm better, better than Neil
In so many ways it's almost unreal
Oh sure he can sing, and piggies can squeal
It's not a big deal, I'm better.

I'm better, better than Neil
At, where should I start? Romantic appeal
We both went for Aaron and who copped a feel?
The true girl of steel, I'm better.

Look at his smallness, compared to my tallness
My porcelain dollness, my port in a squallness
My kids in the hallness, my pink floyd's the wallness
My three parts of gaulness, my just all-in-allness
My wonderful me-ness, Neil has a small-
People can tell that I'm awfully swell
While Neil has a weird smell- I'm just saying Purell.

I'm better, better than Neil
At so many things it's hard to conceal
Oh sure you play puppets, but puppets aren't real
How dumb do you feel, I'm better than Neil.

NEIL SMELLS LIKE CATS

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• better
• than
• neil
• cicierega
• patrick
• harris
• neilpatricknharris
• rap
• battle
• potter
• puppet
• pals

[canadiancritter]

This was HARDLY a fair battle, they had obviously prepared ahead of time. It feels very much like they prepared a big long rap, and then expect him to improvise to the same caliber of their prepared one and that's not fair. I think both should have been improvised or both should have been prepared.

[NeilPatrickNHarris]

We warned him to prepare at least 5 times, and reminded him AGAIN through text the night before we did it.

[SeeYaBassoon]

Romantic Appeal?...man...have you SEEN Neil? HELLO! HOTTIE!

Love you Neil :)

Lucy...in Northern Ireland XX

[dfkjlsafds]

doctor horrible win

[HalfBloodPrincess767]

I'm sorry but Neil is totally awesome. I don't even know who those random girls are.

[tamesiskendra]

One it is not a rap. Two it was ripped from Dr. Horrible. theend.

[YogurtArchangel]

Neil let you "win" because he's a gentleman, obviously.

[LovePeaceLennon22]

no im sorry but you are not better than neil

[lvp20]

you just ripped NATHAN FILLION!!!!!!!

[Skimaskguy]

Niether Neil nor random ladies win, Man with lightsaber at 3:06 wins.

[purrrfectgirl10]

@SeeYaBassoon ohhhhhhhhhh sooooooooooooo right!!!!!!!!!

[antiklaus]

Hint: Look at the lanyards.

[DarqueMyth]

Yeah, it kind of doesn't count when you didn't write what you're rapping to :)