"Don't Sleep With Him" An Original Song

Happy Valentine's Day, YouTube! Here is a song. Be careful out there!
LYRICS
If he hits on you in Klingon, don't sleep with him
If he used to date your mom, don't sleep with him
If he's wearing a tin foil hat, don't sleep with him
If he sleeps in a Laundromat, don't sleep with him

Don't sleep with him, if you don't know his name
Don't sleep with him, save yourself from the shame
This is just a PSA to all of my female friends
If he's got a video camera, don't sleep with him

If he went off his meds, don't sleep with him
If he running from the feds, don't sleep with him
If he's got a wedding ring, don't sleep with him
If he roots for the Red Wings, don't sleep with him

If he sings "Wonderwall," don't sleep with him
If he named his balls, don't sleep with him
If he talks to your breasts, don't sleep with him
If he waxes his chest, don't sleep with him

If he's got an STD, don't sleep with him
If he's got a Nickelback CD, don't sleep with him
If he's been a guest on Maury, don't sleep with him
If he takes you to a quarry, run away because he's probably going to kill you

(If his name is Edward Cullen, don't sleep with him)

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[mollyclune]

No exception for the "Edward Cullen@ part either. But Klingon! I would so sleep with a dude who could woo me in Klingon. That would be hot. =P

[live2tivo]

Let's be real here, I probably would like the Klingon thing, too.

[stargazer584]

was the man with the tinfoil hat a reference to Let It Snow by John Green, Maureen Johnson, and Lauren Mirical?

[live2tivo]

No. I haven't gotten around to reading that yet. (I've had it for ages, though, and I probably should.)

[WindyBlueJay]

A pity, I'm a sucker for any guy who can speak Klingon.

[live2tivo]

Honestly, me, too.

[Sophie Warren]

Pretty sure, from looking at her finger positioning, that it's just C F G :)

[hockeyehero]

im not him eh!

[kirstycoolness]

What are the chords for this? Its really good :)

[Sophia Rose]

haha, this is great! what are the chords?

[parasite159]

Jih musha' soh. platonically

[maria rojas]

That was funny.

[Matt Smith]

well then ladies, qaStaH nuq?

[NWCountryGirl17]

too girls ignored this song and slept with him only explanation AWSOMENESS and your right about the the Klingon hold out for the one who can hit on you in Vulcan just sayin

[AtheistandYouKnowIt]

What's so wrong with Nickelback?!? They r my face band

[Alan Murphy]

Does my head in that such a hot chick is a hockey fan. Must be a Canadian thing