Russell Howard - The Daily Mail: "Everything Gives You Cancer"

Russell Howard's song about things the Daily Mail genuinely says give you cancer.

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[Syrath101]

Watching this Video may lead to Cancer according to the Daily Mail.

[Tehphantomrofler]

PEOPLE! Studies show 50% of people that watch this video get cancer!!!!

[CherryDrop96]

The fact of the matter is that at some point in you life you will encounter something that is rumored to cause cancer. But if we spend our lives worrying about it, it's just a waste! The Daily Mail want to put fuel onto the flames of the cancer headlines, but the truth is that most things can cause cancer, and those of us that are fortunate not to have cancer should embrace life and enjoy themselves, not be constantly paranoid about it. Those with cancer will tell you to live life to the full :)

[Joeblob2]

@megadjcookie111 "being a woman, being a man" i think

[megadjcookie111]

At about 15secs with the man and woman what does it say cause I can't hear with all the people laughing

[aksquash]

@ObservedFIREFLY Meh. The only reason cancer has the public attention as much as it does is because we aren't dying from the bubonic plague and cholera anymore. We gotta die from something. But I'm pretty sure the risks for most of the things discussed aren't as high. A few things like the sauce (remember the massive scare) and alcohol but simply being a man or woman or black is not worth mentioning because those aren't lifestyle choices.

[ObservedFIREFLY]

@aksquash no they say it increases you risk by 20 percent and people are too retarded to do simple math, if it increases you risk by 20 percent, it doesnt mean 20 percent more people will get cancer, if 5 percent of people get a type of cancer naturally, increasing the risk by 20 percent means 6 percent of people will get that form of cancer, and 1 percent from the proclaimed cause, the mail makes it scarier than it should be thats true, but people need to learn to think whats on the page

[aksquash]

@ObservedFIREFLY That might be the case but the Mail only prints this stuff because it gets attention. More often than not the chances are so slight that they aren't worth mentioning. Also men can get breast cancer as well. The Mail makes gross exaggerations and that's the problem.

[ObservedFIREFLY]

you guys do realise that these can all be true right? whether they cause cancer directly or slightly increase your chances they are all linked to increased cancer, processed foods and bath products are the obvious ones, males get testicular cancer, females get breast cancer, the older you are the more likely cancer is, the air is full of carcinogens, aspirin abuse can cause liver cancer, calcium has an isotope that is radiactive, black people have an increased risk of some cancers, problem?

[drwho8813]

So if you are an old, left-handed, retired, black, transvestite male, with the menopause, who is going on a diet which involves only eating: Ham, honey, eggs, soup, baby food, beef, pizza, pork, cereal, vitamins, aspirin, calcium, beer, bacon, chocolate and worchester sauce, had a child but it died have a dog and a fast car. If you like bubble bath, use loads of deodorant and you destroy the climate and if you have breathe and use Facebook then you are basically stuffed according to the Mail!

[TLrtd]

3 people believe everything The Daily Mail prints