Santa Was Stoned At Christmas - cover

A cover of a song by the man who inspirered me to drink, get stoned and play guitar...
before breakfast!!
OK..
I understood the principles involved but..
He defined it!!
clearly..
thank you
Dennis Bryant

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's he feedin' them reindeers on
That makes the bastards fly
I shared a cone with Santa
A happy Christmas high
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And, so was I

Thought I'd stopped believin' in Santa
Until last Christmas night
I was havin' a quiet little cone on me own
When I looked up into the sky
I saw this sleigh comin' outta control
Headin' straight for my place
Crashed and burned in my backyard
Woah, Santa was off his face

Yeah Santa was wrecked, a total mess
When he dropped in outta the blue
In a battered old sled full of whacky weed
And six bent reindeer, too
Now you might think that I'm makin' this up
But you can think what you like
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And, so was I

Yeah, Santa was ripped at Christmas
Shit-faced, maggotted, stoned
And when I helped him untagle his reindeer
He offered me a cone
Well, then I strapped him back in that battered old sled
N'after one more toke of the bong
And a crack of the whip and a "Come, you bastards"
Santa Claus was gone

"Come, you bastards"

Yeah, Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And, so was I
Dennis Bryant

Category:

Comedy

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[Gregparkerblues]

Legalize monello. 5* for tribute to Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson. Merry Christmas,Mikee.

[monello198]

@Gregparkerblues

hi Greg

thanks mate..

i play quite a few Kevin songs (surprisingly lol)

he plays here in Folkestone quite a lot, due here again soon..

must get round to actually seeing him!

have a good Christmas

;-}~

Mikee

[vegasdaddy17]

That time again already?...

[monello198]

@vegasdaddy17

certainly is...

rerecorded this with the new video..

;-}~

may i direct you to my new video on MT..

Can't post it here

lol

[profwaldo]

Who knew ? But then we should have known.

Thanks, that was fun !

[monello198]

@profwaldo

obvious when you think about it

lol

cheers mate

;-}~

[Tadek59]

Nice video and song :-)

Merry Christmas to You and Family

[streetspiritlive]

; } !