Rifftrax w/ Mike Nelson - Troll 2
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Uploaded by RiffTrax on Feb 1, 2007
"Be afraid...be twice as afraid!" So goes the tagline for Troll 2, the follow up, unsurprisingly, to Troll. A more fitting tagline might have been, "What the hell was that? Seriously, what was that? Was the director spraying Pam cooking spray into a paper bag and huffing the fumes throughout the production? Was the script assembled by a madman using words clipped from Lyndon LaRouche pamphlets? Did the actors regularly ingest a cocktail of lithium and horse tranquilizers before each scene? And Eliot -- someone please explain Eliot to me, using visual aids, if you will, because I cannot even begin to grasp the barest outlines of a concept of just what the hell Eliot is or was? Or does he just exist in some shadowy, nightmare dream world of my own creation? WHO IS ELIOT? WHY IS ELIOT?! WHERE AM I?!"
Yeah, that should have been the tagline, but it's a touch long. As it is, Rich Kyanka, the founder and proprietor of Somethingawful.com (and a huge "fan" of Troll 2) joins Mike for a hilarious RiffTrax.
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Guess I should lay off the beef jerky and trucker speed.
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SPOILER ALERT: Nilbog is Goblin spelled backwards. They should have just called it Goblin, not Troll 2. If you know the history behind the titling of this movie you will understand where I'm coming from.
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I've done mst3k style commentary on Troll 2 with my friend. It's pretty funny, this just kinda.. well.. sucks.
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I GOTTA HAVE THIS! This is one of the WORST movies EVER!
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@TheLackofattack cause then we wouldn't have a plot (if you can call it a plot) for the the movie ( if you can define it as that).
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The only problem with this one is that its almost impossible to be funnier than the film itself. I'm in love with the daughter in the movie, whose acting is so wooden my laptop screen grew branches.
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This is rated PG-13? WTF!?
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Laughed so hard it hurt at 'Larry David'.
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No, no, no. Without mst3k, Manos is just painfully depressing.
Maindrian 3 years ago 34
it really upsets me that mst3k never made fun of this movie, which is infact the worst movie ever. Some movies are so bad they're good (manos the hands of fate, plan nine from outterspace), troll 2 is so unbelievable bad watching it is a life changing experience. You have to see it to believe it defies comprehension.
UserUK201 3 years ago 16