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Doomstink Ep. 8.5 - It's Christmastime Again, Shaquille O'Neal

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It's the Christmas Special! It's only 10 minutes in length due to the fact that we filmed most of it on the day before Christmas Eve, it's all good though because it is only a point-five-isode. In this episode people exchange Christmas cards and buy gifts. Cooper serves community service by reading "Night Before Christmas" to some stupid kids in a library. Robert Faulkner has a used and new dildo sale. Christmas frog is barfing up sperm after the snowman put his privates in his mouth. Ricky Martin Jr. High Magnet School has their annual Christmas la vida talent show. Chewbacca celebrates wookie "life day" while Bea Arthur tries to shoot Greedo first. She fails.

I am currently watching the Star Wars Christmas special right now and it is awful. Luke looks like a girl and some guy just said imperial penal code. Ha, PENAL code. That's almost penis code. Vagina code. Naked girls. Nothing says Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, or any other holiday like naked women with boobs. That is the top searched term on youtube. Willie Rawls is an amazing utility man. General Electric. He enjoys soldering because theres a lot of skill in that. It's never dull around there. Grey's anatomy. Kenner's new trail tracker... those things are demons. They run on the cremated souls of nepalese boys. Bantha surprise. Anyways, for christmas tomorrow I am getting a TONY HAWK MATT DAMON BIKE-A-THON EXTREME BMX WAVE RUNNER SCOOTER. It goes 100 miles per hour IN THE MUD... underwater. I'm not really totally into making up a rant today so I'll add it later. Have a merry Kwanzaa. Which reminds me that they totally need to make a Kwanzaa special version of Kazaam called Kwanzaam. Shaq could be a genie that ruins the holiday season for children by making them celebrate a holiday none of their friends celebrate.

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  • CUZ I KILLED THE BITCH

    haha nice. cooper owns

  • 04:54 The snowman closeup made it for me.

  • hahahahahaha xD

  • NOBODY BRINGS COOPER PRESENTS

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