Song A Day # 328: Zombie Turkey

you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic
cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic
the whole family's coming over you put on your evening gown
but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown
it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back

you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door
you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor
she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see
an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys
they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back

she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape
you can't outrun her because you're fat and out of shape
if only you exercised more, ate less, you'd be thinner
what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner
by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back

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• turkey
• jonathan
• mann
• rock
• cookie
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• song
• day

[teamtxmuscle]

This is my Thxgiving greeting to all my friends on FB this year...love it :)

[tmansms]

How does this only have 1k views?

[OdinsFrigga2]

YOU are TOO much, Jonathan!! Keep it up, friend!! :) ~ BJ

[TOMATNOSCE]

Fabulous!

[respectablegentleman]

Is the morale to exercise and eat healthy?

[snorlaxownsyou]

Nice! Wow I'm surprised how nice California is in Novemeber. there are still leaves on the trees and they're green. its not like that in NY

[biguy617]

did you win the money that you were trying to get?

[lehman]

Can't go wrong with zombies.

[Spintown7]

This is the best Thanksgiving I've ever heard. Granted I haven't heard too many, but the song is great anyways.

[gavush]

Lizzie says "gobble gobble!!" and then "eeew! That's neat!" at the end.