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Twinprov New Moon Rap (Put Your Fangs In It)

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Uploaded on Nov 29, 2009

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Twinprov is a one-of-a-kind comedy troupe made up of two-of-a-kind twin brothers Buck and Clint Vrazel that specializes in creating reality-altering improv, stand-up, sketch, and musical comedy.

This video was compiled from five separate performances in front of 2,200 people at the OKC Bricktown midnight premiere of New Moon. For more info. go to http://www.twinprov.com.

Lyrics:

New Moon
you left me standing alone
without a dream in my heart
without a love of my own

WA WA WA WEREWOLF

Bella

I live with my dad,
my life's so bad
That's why I moved to Forks
where it's rainy and sad.

Dad's a detective
his attention's selective
totally missed that Edward's a dead kid

Mom left us
and that's a crime
But the real reason she left
I whine all the time.

I'm an awkward junior, supa self aware
pretty little reader doesn't fit in anywhere
Walking disaster with daily contusions
trouble equals vampires plus clumsy human

My bloodtype brings all the boys to the yard
and twilight is better than yours
dang right, it's better than yours
LA LA -- LA LA -- LA

2 guys wanna hit this
Can you believe my luck?
But they immortal enemies so I guess I'm stuck
Such a hard choice for a teenage child-
Do I pick the Undead
Or Born to Be Wild?

(OMG) How did he move
(IMO) oh so fast so far
(LOL) so he could save me
(BBQ) and stop that car

Jacob's in the friend zone
pa-the-tic-ally sweet
Edward's stalks and watches while I sleep
I'm a teen monster bride Somebody help EEK!
Dracula vs. Wolfman versus Dawson's Creek

cause He's so Hot HOT
Except he's not NOT
Cuz he's ice cold C O L D
Hundred years old O L D

Ever since I laid my eyes on that evil boy
Wanna live forever as his sexy toy

Cuz I love him (him), he love on me (me)
I Don't get any attention
Cause I cried my tears (tears), for half a year (year)
You can't be mad at me

If you liked it then you shoulda put your fangs in it x2
If you leave then a werewolf's takin it
If you liked it then you shoulda put your fangs in it

All the Edward Ladies x2
All the Jacob Ladies x2

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh uh oh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh OH

Wuh uh oh uh oh oh uh oh oh uh uh oh

Edward

My names Edward Cullen
Call me undead Eddy
My gaze is steady
Step into my hood or my woods
And Ill cut you like Freddy

King of the night
And Ill bust all you jokers
Party late, check the date
this ain't Bram Stoker's!

Exsanguinate like Dracula*
dazzle while I'm mackin' ya
Supa sweet like Chocula
and my hair's spectacula

Mess wit da Cullens
Yo head get ripped off
Crouching werewolf, hidden vampire
'bout to set it off

Esme is da mom
Rosalie's da bomb
Alice see da future but sometime she get it wrong
Jasper make you feel
Emmett made uh steel
Carlisle is da daddy cuz he got da iron will

I got 99 problems but a wolf ain't one
If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a wolf ain't one

If you liked it then you shoulda put your fangs in it x2
If you leave then a werewolf's takin it
If you liked it then you shoulda put your fangs in it
All the Edward Ladies x2
All the Jacob Ladies x2

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh uh oh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh OH

Wuh uh oh uh oh oh uh oh oh uh uh oh

Jacob

Grandson o' Billy Black
Jacob's been hustlin
twelve inch growth spurt
with half-ton o' musclin'
You cullens is weak
glampires of the whack
bet on the underdog
I'm leader of the pack

You're so emo, edward
Man, I'm throwing up
While you out there cryin'
man, I'm growin' up

My name is JACOB!

J-A-C-O-B double-D-O-double-G-Y
And I (Awoo!)
Am Hungry like the wolf

howl at the moon
eat a gramma
chew a milkbone
Rebound girl

Get a tatoo
blow down your house
shave my chest
date taylor swift

stanky leg (with scratching and..LIKE A WHAT?.)...stop - what, i had an itch

Cuz You can come to me an you can cry on my shoulder, girl
An I don't even mind if you a little bit older, girl
An I been hopin' prayin' that you be my new lover girl
gonna catch you on the rebound do you wanna come over girl?

If you liked it then you shoulda put your fangs in it x2
If you leave then a werewolf's takin it
If you liked it then you shoulda put your fangs in it

All the Edward Ladies x2
All the Jacob Ladies x2

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh uh oh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh OH

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