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Uploaded by on Dec 21, 2010

The funniest response to "The Room"

LYRICS:
You are my rose, I'd do anything for you
Buy you flowers, and get you in the mood
You look so sexy, in your brand new dress
Oh hai Denny, can you leave while we have sex?

You find me boring, but cannot tell the truth
Still no promotion, but I'm lucky I have you
You and my best friend were screwing on the stairs
Your mom has breast cancer, but no one really cares

Lisa, you are tearing me apart
Lisa, please don't break my heart
Lisa, don't leave me in the dark
Lisa... oh hai Mark

I come home again, but still I have bad news
Bank won't promote me, and now I got the blues
You've got an idea to help me relax from all the stress
Get me drunk so we can have more awkward sex

We hear some yelling upon the roof above
Poor Denny's got himself caught up in using drugs
We catch the bad guy, and bring his ass to jail
Everybody appears to tell Denny how he's failed

Chorus

Lisa, you are lying, I would never hit you
Girl, you got me crying, I could never quit you

I can't believe that you would fashion such a plot
This is bullshit...I did not hit her...I did not!

Chorus

So much for best friends, guess I can't call you pal
I got some problems with you dancing with my gal
I can't believe that she would fall for such a creep
You're just a chicken Mark...cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!

Chorus

Lisa, you are tearing me apart
Lisa, please don't break my heart
Lisa, thought you'd always be my girl
Lisa, I am fed up with this world


CHORDS:

Verse - G Em C
Chorus - G Em C
Bridge - Am C, Em Am D

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  • BRAVO! Anyway, guys. How's your sex life?

  • 4 people are Lisa.

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  • I'm convinced. This IS one of the lost Weird Al songs. AND I LOVE IT

  • pretty much fucking EPIC. you made that movie have TWO places in my heart now! :D

  • you tore that song apart...lisa

  • i love this!

  • Made my class listen to this is to cheer them up. Needless to say they've been spontaneously singing 'Oh hai Mark!' every few minutes. Too catchy

  • Not to go hipster on everybody here, but I remember watching this back when this had about 10 views. I'm amazed and excited that it went a bit more viral.

  • very well done!

  • HAHAHAHAHA OMG! Win!

  • O hi mark

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    My name is Wiseau

    And you're tearing me apart Lisa!!!!

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