Purple Nurple Bottle Opener
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ahhhh... white trash america at its finest.
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Next day she had breast cancer!
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She's a great big BITCH...twice the size of me....she's got hair on her pussy like the branches of a tree and she can swim, fish, fight, fuck...roll around and drive a truck....that's the kind a girl I'm gonna marry!!! She can brew dark beer...with her yeasty beasty & she can pop a bottle top with the flick of her tit.....she can swim, fish, fight, fuck...roll around and drive a truck....that's the kind a girl I'm gonna marry!!!"
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But does it blend?
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he smells the beer
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Now that's what I call a woman.
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That's nothing. Wait until you see me open a beer with my scrotum!
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This girl can get rich here in Cancun as a Bartender....
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Yet another reason why boobies are awesome.
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Every man wants to marry her now
okay, now let's see her do this with an European beer.
bullbapp 1 year ago 18
@danielschlump supa fast mode ahhhhhhhhh
BimoNR 1 year ago 6