Lords of the Rhymes: The Untolde Tale, bonus feature

Directed by Morgan Barnard

That's right Suckas! We come from Middle-earth and we can F***in' rap!!

Quickbeam and Bombadil, collectively known as the Lords of the Rhymes, are the foremost rappers and rhymebusters in all of Middle-earth. Their awe-inspiring live shows draw legions of fans and send elf-girls into hysterics. Their first single and subsequent video have become a Middle-earth-wide sensation, garnering hundreds of thousands of downloads. Now, as if the beacons of Gondor were lit by breakdancing dwarves, the dirty world of hobbit superstardom is exposed in this tell-all DVD.

"Lords of the Rhymes: The Untolde Tale" features interviews with the Lords, outtakes from their music video, live performance footage, never-before-heard songs, interviews with the Lords' managers Sir Niles and Diego Escobar, archival footage of the Lords' early days of busking in the New York City subway, commentary on the history of hobbit rap by Tolkien Scholar Tayshaun Greensleeve, hobbit pedicures, elf-girls, The Grey Pilgrim on the decks, Morgoth the Suck Lord and so much more...

High quality DVD available at www.lordsoftherhymes.com

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Comedy

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