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Uploaded on Jan 19, 2008

Achmed The Dead Terrorist with English Subtitles (Show by Jeff Dunham)

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  • madison citt

    madison citt 5 months ago

    "KNOCH KNOCH......

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  • KoleXJericho4eva

    KoleXJericho4eva 4 months ago

    My favorite one.

    ATDT: Are you scared?

    Jeff: Not really no.

    ATDT: *growls* And now?

    Jeff: Not really no.

    ATDT: HUJK-RAH!! How about now?

    Jeff: No.

    ATDT: God damn it! Oh, I mean Allah damn it!

    LOL

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  • Rene Gonzalez

    Rene Gonzalez 1 day ago

    Silence...I kill u!! XD love that line!

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  • jade bell

    jade bell 2 weeks ago

    ahhhahahahahhahahaha i will never stop laughing

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  • barbara bryant

    barbara bryant 4 weeks ago

    lol...giggle...........

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  • Miles Kist

    Miles Kist 1 month ago

    are you gay

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    in reply to Nisani Parker (Show the comment)
  • Alex McMillan

    Alex McMillan 1 month ago

    silence i kiill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -CH! BOOM!

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  • Jake Delano

    Jake Delano 1 month ago

    "I set the timer to 30 seconds and it went off in 4. You know what thats like." LOOOL

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  • Oliver Yusif

    Oliver Yusif 1 month ago

    Knock knock who's there me I kill you lol love it

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  • SonneiTheYellowGuy

    SonneiTheYellowGuy 1 month ago

    I always say "Silence I keel you!" xDD 

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  • FlutterShyes

    FlutterShyes 2 months ago

    "But you're all bone."

    "It's a flesh wound."

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  • Illumina Shock

    Illumina Shock 2 months ago

    Achmed has always been funny; I'm equally impressed with most of the act that Jeff Dunham puts on. It's amazing he's come this far, and even harder to believe is that he does so good with his comedy routine. How does he come up with this anyway?

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