When I saved america

i called homeland security on this man who i saw mess with the air condishners. he rhought he was so clever but i saw him. i called homeland security on him and i hope i get invited to the white houde and get a award. It was so easy to do also.

update dotdot i never herd back from dhs. they ether wanna keep it hush hush or they juss took credit for themself. lass time this young man ever trusted the goverment.

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[khayav]

LOL!

[theKongofCool]

thank you khayav! it would be so good if you made a movie in a kayak. i always wanted to row a kayak but i'm too scared since i donno what's under the water. it could be a big monster that wants to eat me!!!

[jm1340]

haha. random?

[theKongofCool]

it was random but mostly so lucky! i coulda been on the potty and not even seen him!!!

[donkeyjune]

sick em'

[voiyour]

Definitely looks like he was preparing to launch a "dirty bomb" attack on your city. Damn good thing you were hyper vigilant with your monitoring. You deserve a Presidential Medal of Freedom at a minimum.

[theKongofCool]

everything looks okay and nothing was on the news. i didn't hear back from dhs but they might just be being hush-hush. the suspicious man in the redorange raincoat could be in gitmo or a secret prison for alls i know. maybe they won't tell me cuz they think i might blab obout it. i just want my credit if i'm a hero.

[trystin123]

So what happened? Is the building still standing? Was there an out bracket of anthrax? Come-on don't leave me hanging, I have to know!

[theKongofCool]

if he's just an honest repairman he has nothing to hide or worry about. better safe than sorry is how i always herd it said. and also that you can't be too careful too. i hope i get an award at the white house!

[trystin123]

leave that poor basterd alone, he probalby has a ton of service calls to do that day and has no time to deal with homeland security.