You're a Protist

This is our AP Biology Diversity Project about Protists.

Baby you're pro-tist pro-tist pro-tist,
protist, protist
Even if it's hard to really tell,
tell, tell
Ooh (ohhh)

(Verse 1)
You oughta know, that you are not the average joe
Put on a show, I wanna see what makes you unique,
(Bridge)
So we all get by cause we, all have inclosed DNA,
So come on and fly with me, as we learn to classify.

(Chorus)
So baby dont worry, you aren't the only,
One who has trouble, with class-if-y-ing,
Are you a plant?, Are you an animal?,
Or are you fung-i-i-i-i
Protist, Protists
Baby you're a protist, protist, protist
Protist, Protist.
Cause you aren't anything else.

(Verse 2)
You can go eat, 'cause you're an animal like protist.
You can get away, hey, cause you've got flagella and cilia.
(Bridge)
So we all get by cause we, all have inclosed DNA,
So come on and fly with me, as we learn to classify.
(So why dont we crawl away)

(Chorus)
So baby dont worry, you aren't the only,
One who has trouble, with class-if-y-ing,
Are you a plant?, Are you animal?,
Or are you fung-i-i-i-i
Protist, Protists
Baby you're a protist, protist, protist
Protist, Protist.
Cause you aren't anything else.

LiL Wayne
(Verse 3)
Even if you're not animal like, you ain't supposed to be,
You could be Green Algae,
Plant like autotroph, cause you can photosynthises,
You green, seaweed,
I got that from in the seas,
Now you've got chloroplast,
Even if you're Brown Algae,
Now what if your fungi,
In this Kingdom of Protists?
Dont it look like you have spores leavin' children in the mist,
I want you to leave the side of me,
Indefinitely, not probably,
and honestly I'm hurt like the economy,
Yeahhhhhh

(Chorus)
So baby dont worry, you aren't the only,
One who has trouble, with class-if-y-ing,
Are you a plant?, Are you animal?,
Or are you fung-i-i-i-i
Protist, Protists
Baby you're a protist, protist, protist
Protist, Protist.
Cause you aren't anything else.

Category:

Science & Technology

Tags:

• protist.
• biology.
• diversity.
• jay
• sean.
• little
• wayne.
• down.
• autotroph.
• heterotroph.
• mixotroph.

[thetomlinsons4]

Cute! My seventh graders are going to love it tomorrow in class!

[nogoal1099]

haha. thanks!

[greenfreekrrr]

this is really cute girls. even kids in college can use this

[thetomlinsons4]

@nogoal1099 You're welcome. They LOVED it and ended up creating many of their own songs, by rewriting "Down", "Tik Tok", "Umbrella", "Pants on the Ground", etc. They were awesome!