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Uploaded by on Oct 7, 2010

Find the NSP album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw/id471083577

Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian take a moment to contemplate how awesome the world would be if they were gay.

Starring Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian)

Special Guests:

Tracey Petrillo
Shamikah Christina Martinez
Mark Peterson
Morgan Golden
Ruth Schwartz

And introducing Tortilla and Guapo Futuristico as "The Gay Ninjas"


Directed by Jim Turner

1st AD - Mark Peterson

Production Assistants:
Morgan Goldin
David "GunShow" Cowles
Mark Peterson

Disco Lighting Technician:
David "GunShow" Cowles


LYRICS:

A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from heaven
A child's smile lights up the room
As Brian blows a dude

A star shoots in from outer space
A puppy licks its mother
A ray of sunshine through the trees
As Brian licks a sack

There would be no sadness
If we were super gay
Just unicorns and magic
If we were super gay

We would all be flying
On a tasteful pink duvet
But mostly Brian
Mostly Brian's gay

Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, BALLS!

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Balls! One! Two! Balls!

Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!

My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!

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  • I'm so posting this on my friend Brian's Wall

  • Aw god. I really hope this is a no reason boner...

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  • This is one of the funniest things on YouTube. All of my friends are seeing this.

  • 1:07 necessary man boob movements

  • i see.

  • I wonder how awesome it would be to combine NSP songs...

    Like:

    "I know it's Danny Sexbang, he's the handsomer of the two!

    ...And Ninja Brian's fat.

    Woah, woah wooooooaaah (Brian's fat)

    Woah woahoh woahoohooh

    Here's a list of things that Brian likes to eat:

    Di-" oh wait. No. Just...No.

  • BALLS 1,2 BALLS! :D lol

  • It was very awkward trying to explain what I was singing in the middle of my study hall

  • I got a seizure watching this. I want to get more seizures by subscribing

  • is his name ninja ryan or brian XD cuz he says both XD

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