Series of Tubes

Classic.

"...my staff sent me an internet..."

:facepalm:

what the fuck am I hearing

The Internet: A serious of tubes much like the sewer system

I gotta buy me one of them Youtubes.

And one of those things crowding those tubes is millions of videos of this speech, as opposed to normal Roflcopter based delivery systems. If we really had a giant series of tubes would we wouldn't need a post office. Kind of scary that someone who would give a speech about something that he has a completely backward understanding of that could be cleared up by a chat with 97.3% of the populous was elected senator. (seriously, he had access to advisors why not just have a 5 minute briefing).

a-a-a-a ma-a-an of ma-a-any words

This is almost as good as the DJ Ted Stevens techno remix video, actually. This stuff is hard to beat.

lolwut?