James Joyce - Ulysses 1 word at a time

For all you Joyce fans! Now you can read Ulysses without losing days in the process. I know, it's all about the process, but come on!

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Comedy

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• ulysses

[czgibson]

Clearly this is incomplete!

There I was, waiting for the 'yes'!

[toReasonWhy]

Literature for the postmodern child. I knew it was coming but I dreaded it. Now I might have to kill myself.

[Jamthonzi3000]

Like this if you've read Italo Calvino's 'If on a winter's night a traveler' and know why it might be relevant.

[coldkick]

That was only to page 27 >.>

[projectbeard]

lol, literature trying to be tv doesn't work. you can't just fire words into peoples' retinas, absorbing ulysses fully takes time

[CLAPPOZAPPO]

I dosen't even get as far to introducing Bloom. Now Stephen will think he's the main character.



[serendipityify]

Anyone with basic arithmetic skills could see that this couldn't possibly be real: you would need nearly 1500 words a second to get through Ulysses in three minutes, and, aside from it being quite widely known that the last word is "yes" it would be hard for somebody to believe that the last word is "don't".

[Daruqe]

Lol Barely got into Episode 2. It wouldn't be able to fit contransmagnificandjewbangtant­iality anyhow.

[DriveByTroll]

At 30 FPS it would take over 2 hours to finish the book.

[mickalene]

right...

[Tabla461]

do it