The Many Sayings of Johnson

These are Sergant Johnsons saying on The Pillar of Autumn. It has the Easy, Noral, Heroic, and Legendary difficulties. This was made using Fraps and "Halo Combat Evolved" for the PC. We'd like to thank Bungie, Microsoft, and Fraps for allowing us to be able to make this films and the more to come! Hope you get a good laugh!

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[TurianSpectre22]

Why is mating elephants a related video?

[sweetza1]

@TurianSpectre22 HAHAHA! I see that! That's a very good question though...

[MadGameBoy]

morons kept on crashin every time....telss u what the worlds hands are in XD

[sweetza1]

Hahaha yeah seriously. There's an army I can trust!! Drivers can't even drive their own warthogs through a ginormous runway.

[legofreak60]

to...?

[sweetza1]

if you mean on legendary than after to he says "drown in". srry about that.. it was one of my first vids.

[DJsam27]

If you look up "Badass" in the dictionary you find a picture of Sgt. Johnson strangling a brute with its own entrails while he kicks it in the nuts and spits in its face

[paul2k9slamer]

lol gods anti son of a bicth machine

[CowsForDinner]

"...And a pool of their own blooduh- ....

AM I RIGHT, MARINES?!!"

[MrBOOMheadshot32]

December 24 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed in myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repose a chain letter. If you don't repose this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't want to to die

[sizzlexc]

2:40 The best.

[colonelchris92]

@nickhalonerd Anti-son-of-a-bitch machine... Classic

LMFAO

[MrSmooooth1]

That was the most epic line ever!

[MrSmooooth1]

"We lead these squid faced b******s out here to the middle of nowhere to keep them from geting their filthy claws on earth, but now we found somthing they're so hot for, they're scrambling over eachother to get it! Well, I don't care if it's gods own anti-son-of-a-b**** machine or a giant hula-hoop, we will not let them have it! What we will let them have is a belly full of lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right marines?"

[MasterSmasherXD]

rip there skulls from there spines?

[Hunock]

....Am I right marines!?