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Joaquin Phoenix - "The Rise of the Phoenix" Music Video (Parody)

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As seen in I'm Still Here: The Lost Year Of Joaquin Phoenix Directed by Casey Affleck.

Two-time Academy Award-nominee turned hip-hop musician, Joaquin Phoenix releases his first rap single, "The Rise of The Phoenix"!

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Lyrics:

(muttering stuff)

VERSE 1:
I played Johnny Cash in "Walk the Line",
You think I've gone crazy, but I feel fine.
I'm switching to music, this ain't no trick,
When I scratch my beard, it's a nervous tick.

VERSE 2:
I'm done with acting if you can believe it.
Don't ask about "Two Lovers" 'cuz I haven't seen it.
I'm new to hip-hop, but I'll beat your asses,
You'll never see me without these glasses.

CHORUS:
They call me The Phoenix (that's my hip-hop name),
'Cuz I rhyme through the ashes (and beat through the flames).
I'm quitting movies 'cuz hair and makeup suck,
I'm Joaquin Phoenix and I'm crazy as...
(Ahhhh, ah ahhhhhh, Ahhhh, ah ahhhhhh)

VERSE 3:
Ya'll laugh at me, but this is my life,
Don't be like Schaeffer or I'll pull out my knife.
I chew gum cuz I'm all nonchalant,
I'm the Emperor, I DO WHAT I WANT!

VERSE 4:
Shut up Letterman, enough with the beard,
Before I felt fine, but now I feel weird,
If you ask me a question I've got nothing to say,
________________________.

BRIDGE:
(8 bars of muttering stuff)

CHORUS:
They call me The Phoenix (that's his hip-hop name,)
'Cuz I rhyme through the ashes (and burst through the flame).
I'm quitting acting ('cuz movies suck),
I'm Joaquin Phoenix and Im crazy as...
(Ahhhh, ah ahhhhhh, Ahhhh, ah ahhhhhh)

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  • To bad when you made this video you didn't know it was all an act for his new movie. don't you feel stupid!

  • screw you guys... watch his documentry, hes a actually a good rapper and if people didnt judge him so much he robaly would have his album out and all of you would regret making fun of him

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  • so this is a piss take of a piss take lol

  • @TheBallonBoy little did u know Joaquin actually raps in Vegas...

  • hey jWa-queen, john bonham called and he said your blowjob sucked?

  • If Jon Lajoie had a retarded twin..

  • i heard this right fucked his career up

  • @joedirt4537 lol

  • i like how he puts out his cigarette the way he puts out his gum

    woulda been better on a table though

  • i mean ... is that him ?

  • This was in the film "I'm Still Here"

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