agressive urban off road

I was once approached by a young man that told me he was an aggressive inline skater as I think he didn't like calling himself a rollerblader, this combined with no excess on the insurance of a hire car inspired this film.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• agressive
• off
• road
• urban
• michaelj
• fox

[thisismeson]

you dont deserve to even have a vehicle after treating that trail blazer like that.

[johnoverity]

I just cant believe the amount of compassion that people hold for a piece of shit car. A Trail Blazer was about the worst car I have ever driven, handled corners like a sponge, it obviously didn't do very well at hitting any bumps. It's a fat gas guzzling waste of space mummy mobile that deserves no more than being driven around strip malls. If I had my way they would go out of business.

[vonfeldt7]

Wrong again captain faggot. Idk what you're talking about...mines just find and I love it. I drive the shit out of it and it handles fine, gets good gas mileage, and is obviously of good quality.

Maybe you're just a fucking idiot...

[johnoverity]

Brilliant, a man who really feels for his pile of shit car. The only fun I could ever take from such a shit vehicle is by driving it into a wall. Gas guzzling, corner sloughing poorly designed lump of turd.

[vonfeldt7]

Once again, not sure how you're coming to those conclusions, mine does fine. Not that I should be too surprised, I'm sure mommy and daddy pay for everything you own (they own), so why would you respect anything?

Riddle me this cape crusader, what IS a good vehicle, in your oh so professional opinion?

[johnoverity]

I'm not really a caped crusader as I don't hide behind a fake name but in my opinion the best car in the world is the 1995 VW Polo, it's amazing, you can rag the shit out of them, park them in tiny spaces and they use about a quarter of the fuel that a trail blazer does. Many people feel the need to drive big cars as that help them feel less inadequate.

That's brilliant that you were able to afford your own one and not borrow it from your parents.

Cheerio, Johno

[browntowel67]

bro this is exactly wat i do in my truck lol its so much fun....fuck the haters

[DystruktoBoi1]

Once I pay my car off I might try some crazy shit like this lol. I own a trailblazer and I like it, it is like a sponge in the corners cuz its supposed to be, its not a fucking race car its an SUV, itll go places cars cant becuase its got higher suspension and 4WD, it doesnt go fast or corner like a corvette, not sure what this guy was expecting from whats basically a work truck with a roof over the carpeted bed. I like my TB tho dont get me wrong.

[pkuneev]

Stupid bastards!

[sethat8e]

@johnoverity oh come on a vw polo r u kidding me. correct me if im wrong but isnt that like a little coupe that doesnt even have a 2 liter engine in it. teh unibody in that pos wouldnt even go over a speedbump without snappin the thing in too

[mitchowens20]

how many tie rods have you gone through??

[Rlnthndr]

@thisismeson its just a trail blazer, not like he did it to an actualy quality GM suv like a yukon or escalade.

[counterclockwise123]

This is why you never buy a car that was once a rental. #LOL

[brom0sapien]

more of these please but without the guy talking!

[bigmike97dak]

wow that was awesome!

[mik3ymike]

@thisismeson Yeah man, GM products ONLY deserve to be driven like this. Theyre CRAP cars from a CRAP company thats gone bankrupt TWICE. Any idea otherwise is a stale vision of a company from over 40 years ago