Overly Dramatic Readings - Twila 11

Yep. Another one of these.

I decided against annotations. Instead, here's the text so you can read along.

The next day I was walking 2 Hot Tonic wif Edward. When suddenly out of nowhere Hamez appered out of da blue.

"Hi," we said gothically. But he looked very angery for some raisin. "Would you mind if I killed you," he storted to sing from dat song by Withen Temptortion. "OMG STOP!111" Edward screamed jumping in front of me. I was so confuzed becuz I did nut know what was going on. Then I realized Hamez was trying to kill us.

"Why would u do such a thing you-- you sick dirtbag!" I cried wearing a long black satan skirt wif black leather boots and a ripped fishnet ponchu over a black velvet bra with red skullz. Mi makup was ruining down my pale pale face. BECUZ I WAS WEEPIGN.

"Now that Bellar is dead I don't ned your help." Hamez said as he also sobbed. "I don't want 2 do this but I have to. I'm afroid that . . . . . . . . . . . ."

"I DARE U TO FINNISH THAT SENTENCE." Edmond muttered at the top of his lungz. He turned into a bat and flew at Hamez but Victor leaped in front of him.

"Who are you?!" we all screamed exempt Hamez becuz she was his gf. She had jumped out of da trees. Then we decided 2 make up because we had no reason to fight (A/N maybe later u will find out what hamez was goona say be4 lolol.)

Vikroya was wearing a realli sexah outfit and Edward saw me looking at her and got realli jealouuz. He storted 2 make out wif Hamez to get bakk at me. "Oh no WHAT HAVE U DONE, OMG YOU FREAKING ARSE." Vikky shooted at my busband. "You just entered da pakt with Hamez." That was when we found out dat whenever someone kissez Hamez they get binded to him for da rest of eternity. "WTF that's so random." I laffed satanically. Edward looked realli scarered but I just said "It's okay, I like bi guyz so you can be with him too."

Vikky disappered becuz she was mad that Edward stole her boyfreend. Then me, Edward and Hamez had to preform a special marriage cermoney for the 3 of us to all be together. We all wore lots of black. "That is all." said Hamez looking at me flirty. "Now we have 2 seal the pact by dranking sum blood."

We all had an orgay nd went out to hunt. We found a whorewolf und were about 2 kill it when I relized it was Jakob. He changed back into a person and I gasped. His long blak hair had purple and silver streakz in it, his skin was ten shads lighter, and he was wering an Alezana tshirt wif tight blak pantz.

"Omg Jake, um." I said shy and sexy. "Hi u look realli good?"

"Thanx i got a new style" he said and looked at all of us. "Since you killed my dad I got real hordcore. Hey guyz can I join ur pakt."

We had a sekret goffic huddle nd thout about it but they got angry and said no. Jakob storted to cry becuz we had killed his dad and now we owed him. But Vikatora rolled her eyez, "Yea thatz karma" she pissed.

But then he turned back in2 a wolf and tried to attack us. I turned into a bat and flew out of tha way but Hamez waz too slow. I screamed suicidally as Jakabob was about to tear apart Hamz who suddenly shooted "IF I DIE THEN U ALL DIE, REMEMBER DA PAKT WE ARE TOGETHER 4 EVER." We were all horrorfied at dis.

So we had to save him but we got all cut up but Edward said "Its okay Twi, you look exy with blood on you." So we ran away and Jake got lost in the woods.

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[kumiko808]

Who's Victor?

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Victoria, I'm guessing.

[Necury]

Man, have I missed this or what. :D

I'm confused though; who's Hamez? I don't remember him being in any of the other chapter. . . but that may just be my faulty memory.

[ZaxfromTSdC]

James.  XD

[azombieatemyshoelace]

I think the author of Twila is trying to have her novel be like "My Immortal"

[ZaxfromTSdC]

I doubt it. It ended at chapter 14.

[Childrenfordinner]

Oh, gosh. I'm in stitches laughing. Orgay and Whorewolf killed me.

Ugh, why did this have to reference Within Temptation, I quite like them. -____-

[JLynneh]

"I cried wearing a long black satan skirt wif black leather boots and a ripped fishnet ponchu over a black velvet bra with red skullz. Mi makup was ruining down my pale pale face."

The author is so talented at fitting in relevant descriptions at appropriate moments.

[DyingLivingVanilla13]

Wait, if they were walking to Hot Topic, how did Victor jump out of the trees?... this doesn't make sense!

[Casandraelf]

goddammit, why did she have to touch within temptation?

[Raring93]

Haha, this is as stupid as Twilight, and as stupidly gotic as Vampire Kisses xD

[Blacksun388]

I bet it was either the same person or one of her affiliates.

[TwilightSucks1029]

Hot Tonic? Is that like..Hot Topic?

[kumiko808]

Haha, wow.