I'm Not A Cougar

I'm Not A Cougar -- The Anti Cougar Anthem
Copyright 2009

There was a time not long ago when a lady
Could go out and have a drink and not be shady
When an night out had no hidden connotations
Now I'm forced with unwanted confrontations
From young boys with intellectual limitations
And they're looking for an open invitation
And they're looking for an open invitation (echo)

I'm not a cougar
Not, not, not, not a cougar
Not, not, not, I'm not a cougar
Not, not, not, I'm not a cougar

I've prided myself on my discernment
And age shouldn't be a factor to be concerned with
But being labeled is an issue that upsets me
Cause I'm just trying to live my life and be objective
So you guys give us fine ladies some credit
It's the only way you're ever going to "get it"
The consequences of your action must be weighed
So pay us the respect we deserve or walk away.... I say

I'm not a cougar
Not, not, not, not a cougar
Not, not, not I'm not a cougar
Not, not, not I'm not a cougar

So all you young boys out prowling acting like no wussy
Turn around and run cause I'm not your pussy
I'm not looking to invite you in my lair
Just because I like a guy who still has hair
And a personality that sparkles like a diamond
I know with cougar bait I'm likely not to find him
I know with cougar bait I'm likely not to find him (echo)

I'm not a cougar
Not, not, not, not a cougar
Not, not, not I'm not a cougar
So you guys out cougar hunting on the weekend
I'm hoping someday my message might sink in
The guys I date I choose for different reasons
Young or old is just a difference in seasons
A man that is kind has compassion and is funny
Is the man that you will find me calling honey
Cause a good man's not defined by his age
So round the cougars up and put em in a cage.... today
So round the cougars up and put em in a cage.... today (echo)

I'm not a cougar
Not, not, not, not a cougar
Not, not, not, I'm not a cougar
Not, not, not, not a cougar

This video was brought to you on behalf of The Anti Cougar Coalition, Inc., check us out on the web at ImNotACougar.com
The Anti Cougar Coalition, Inc. would like to thank:
Bob at The Boston Bartenders School in Johnston, RI for letting us shoot the video!
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Thanks to Ben Aleman for his dedication and perfection in shooting the video,
Check out his website: musevideo.com
Thanks to Frank Antonio Salon, Newport, RI for hair and makeup
Frank Barbosa - Hair
J. Antonio Aponte -- Make Up
Monique Peoples-Graham - Hair!
We are grateful to have such amazing friends!
Please visit their website:
FrankAntonioHairandMakeup.com
Thanks to Michael Darden at Perfect Pitch Media, Inc. for your PR support and expertise!
Thanks to Connie A. (Anti) Cougar for staging and directing the video and for writing "The Anti Cougar Anthem!"
The spectacular I'm Not A Cougar Dancers
Monique Peoples-Graham and Kadine Dunckly
Thanks to the I'm Not A Cougar Actors:
Joy Martin -- The quintessential Anti Cougar
Glen Martin -- Her real life husband and date of choice
Don Anderson -- webmaster extraordinaire - turned bartender
Check out his websites: allwearemusic.com and charachterrising.com
"Cougar Bait" #1 and #2 -- Joey Ardente and Bruce Kirwin
Thanks to Photos8.com for letting us use "The Angry Cougar" photo

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