Advertising Project Video

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"Pen-Fork Infomercial." Advertising Project for Fundamentals of Communication (COMM115-01 Fall09: Professor Scott Erardi). Starring Zach R. (Salesman) & Ashley C. (Betty-Sue). Enjoy!

*CCSU*
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Script

(Betty Sue is sitting down trying to eat dinner and do homework at the same time. She keeps mistaking her pen for her fork and her fork for her pen. She also has problems keeping both items on the table at the same time).

Betty Sue: (Putting her pen in her mouth) Oh shoot! Not again! I wish there was a simpler and easier way to do homework and eat food at the same time!

Salesman: (Laughs). Well now there is Betty Sue.

Betty Sue: (Shocked Expression) Hey!! Who are you and how did you get into my house?!?

Salesman: (Laughs). Never mind that for now. Hey folks, has this ever happened to you? Youre sitting at home, like Betty Sue here, trying to eat and do homework at the same time and you keep mistaking your pen for your fork and your fork for your pen. Do you ever just wish there was an easier way to do your homework while eating complex meals, like spaghetti and meatballs, at the same time? Well now there is Introducing the Brand New, Pen-fork, The pen you can eat with!

Betty Sue: (Amazed look on her face) Oh wow! How does it work?

Salesman: Simple. On one side of the Pen-fork is a fork and on the other side is a pen. When eating meals that require you to use a fork, use the fork side of the Pen-fork and when you want to write something, simply turn the Pen-fork 180 degrees around to reveal a fully working pen. Gravity will do the rest!

Betty Sue: That sounds simple enough. But is Pen-fork really suited for me?

Salesman: Why of course. Everyone should have a Pen-fork. Pen-fork is great for: writing essays while eating Chinese cuisine, chowing down on a steak while doing history homework, enjoying sushi while taking a quiz, studying calculus while eating fried squirrel, eating goat meat while working on youre science project, and much, much more!

Betty Sue: Wow, Pen-fork is really for everyone.

Salesman: It sure is Betty Sue, it sure is. And Pen-fork is made out of a super durable plastic material, so it will never break. Go on, try to break it.

(Betty Sue struggles to try to break it for a few seconds but cannot).

Dont hurt yourself now.

Betty Sue: I cant do it.

Salesman: (Chuckling) Of course you cant!

Betty Sue: Wow something as great as Pen-fork must cost a fortune!

Salesman: You would think so Betty Sue, but for a limited time offer you can get the Pen-fork for the ridiculously low, low price of 3 easy payments of $19.99.

Betty Sue: Wow that sure does sound like a bargain.

(Salesman puts her arm around Betty Sue)

Salesman: Ha ha. It sure is Betty Sue, it sure is.

Betty Sue: Dont touch me

Salesman: You got it!

(Salesman removes his arm)

Salesman: And Pen-fork comes with a partial money back-guarantee. If youre not completely satisfied with Pen-fork, return it for a 40% full-refund, plus the price of handling and shipping, no questions asked! So what do you have to lose? Try my product!

Betty Sue: Uhhhh.. Okay! (Pause) But wait a minute isnt it kind of risky to be eating with a fork that contains ink in it. I mean, what if I accidently get ink poisoning.

Salesman: (Laughing) Dont be such a woman. Theres an 80% chance of getting into a car crash every time you drive and that doesnt stop you from using a car. Sometimes bad things just happen.

Betty Sue: I dont know where youre getting your statistics from, but okay.

Salesman: Trust me. Pen-fork is worth any adverse symptoms you may develop as a result of using it.

Betty Sue: Okay, youve sold me.

Salesman: With such a revolutionary great product at such an amazingly low-price, you cannot afford to not buy the Pen-fork. So be the 1st in on your block to own the fabulous Pen-fork, the fork you can write with!

Betty Sue: How did I ever live without this?

Salesman: (Laughs). Now thats a good question!

(Betty Sue smiles)

Salesman: And now, if you order today, you will not only get the amazing Pen-fork, but we will also send you the new test version of the Pen-spoon. Its great for writing while eating a bowl of cereal. Also, coming soon, the new Pen-fork with WIFI! Order now!

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