The Beautiful Truth of FSM

Have you ever felt lost? Have you ever felt like there is something more out there? Something beautiful that hold's it all together? Something that gives purpose to everything, and everyone?

You are not alone. And you are not imagining things. There is such a purpose. There is such a truth. And that truth is crying out to be heard.

It reaches out to us in ways that some people can only describe as "stringy", and "Noodle like". And when you finally know it, it fills up that empty space in your stomach with understanding.

the church of FSM became widely popular in 2005. However the truth has always been there, waiting to be found.

In ancient mythology and depictions of the spiritual we see the same images everywhere. Circles or balls, and long, string-like lines. Look closely at these japanese depictions. And of these ancient egyptian. notice the circle, and almost noodle like shape hanging from it. The greek, the persian, and even at the dawn of civilization, the sumerians, used the same imagery to depict that which was spiritual.

What does it all mean?

In nature we see the same patterns, over and over, revealing themselves everywhere we look. From the massive cosmos, to the molecular level, and everything in between. Even on the cutting edge of theoretical physics, physicists are beginning to piece together a picture of the universe, known as string theory. The theory that everything is made of invisible quantum strings.

Sound familiar?

A mysterious ancient civilization once inhabited a place named El Fuerte de Samaipata, in Bolivia. The purpose of this mountaintop is still unknown, however, Two parallel lines point to certain points in the eastern sky at a position of azimuth 71° and an altitude of about 6.75° . One could have looked along the parallel lines, standing on the place of observation in front of the Inca-wall at the foot of El Fuerte and watched the parallel rising of two planets at sunrise on August 20, 1066 above both lines against the background of constellation Leo: Venus and Jupiter.

lines, pointing to round celestial balls

sound familiar?

It was on this day that the famous thomas Hardy wrote his poem The Darkling Thrush:

The tangled bine-stems scored the sky 
Like strings of broken lyres, 
And all mankind that haunted nigh 
Had sought their household fires. 
The lands sharp features seemd to be 
The Centurys corpse outleant, 
His crypt the cloudy canopy, 
The wind his death-lament. 
The ancient pulse of germ and birth 
Was shrunken hard and dry, 
And every spirit upon earth 
Seem'd fervourless as I.
This was the first time that such an awesome cosmic truth had become so clear. The truth that Hardy saw that morning remained a secret for some time.
But now another event approaches. On Saturday July 25th at sunrise, the same celestial event will occur. and venus and Jupiter will once again arise over El Fuerte de Samaipata.
It's the belief of those theologians closest to the church of FSM that July 25th will be another day of great revelation. And the truth will once again reveal itself, and become clear to those who seek it.
Einstein once said "then you will know that truth, and the truth will set you free"
Join us, and be apart of the miracle.
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[AHughman08]

What IS this bullshit???

[FSMprophet]

its not bullshit its the truth. and I hope you see it soon

[mledford27613]

Birthday July 25 I am truly touched by his noodleness.

Ramen

[DragonsREpic]

@FSMprophet lmao

[gooders1002]

The is more evidence for the FSM then any other religion in the world.

RAMEN

[micahjava]

I also worship the great and mystical Turd. He FLUSHED FOR OUR SINS!!!

[micahjava]

I am a pirate and the Flying Speghetti Monster loves me.

RAMEN.

[PETAVER]

FSM is Lord

[drummerguy20]

FSM is the one true religion! the prophet lives among us as if he may be the son of god! and we should all follow his words because as a society of followers that is what we do! all hail the flying spaghetti monster!! or burn in the eternal flame under the pot of destiny

[davermiava]

May you be touched by his Noodly Goodness.

Ramen

[Goddelusions]

Ramen brothers

[vmorgun]

R'amen