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Uploaded by on Mar 13, 2006

Chuck Norris saying his own jokes

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  • WHAT THE FUCK!

    I DONT WANT HEY THERE DELILAH! YOU CUNT.

  • Heres one I made up

    Chuck Norris knew who Keyser Soze was, and he's never seen the film.

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  • THe pixels run from Chuck Norris

  • Chuck Norris can listen this shitty song without complains....

  • @acrobat7788

    hey, its what he does to me....

  • @devildriver666pit

    thats a fuckin good one!!!

    lmao!

  • @smalllions

    no.

  • Hey guys i think i'm turning crazy, i need a doctor , i spend so mush time on Youtube that i hear "hey there Delilah" while watching a video of Chuck Norris.

  • chuck norris can swim in lava and be cold

  • Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow underneath his gun. Enough said.

  • you're a fucking retard for playing this song dipshit.

  • #10 is completely true. Take physics and you will learn that relative to Chuck, he is pushing earth down, which is true

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