Discordian Services

Just for fun!

In which I host a telecast of Discordian Church Services.

It begins with a singing of "The Battle Hymn of the Eristocracy."

Lyrics:

"Mine brain has meditated on the spinning of The Chao
It is hovering o'er the table where the Chiefs of Staff are now
Gathered in discussion of the dropping of The Bomb
Her Apple Corps is strong!

(Chorus)

Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
Her Apple Corps is strong!

She was not invited to the party that they held
So She threw a Golden Apple, 'sted of turn'd t'other cheek!
Oh it cracked the Holy Punchbowl and it made the nectar leak:
Her Apple Corps is strong!

(Chorus)

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• pentabarf
• eris
• eristocracy
• discordianism
• chaos

[patternsinchaos]

father, I have sinned

mine was the 6th view of this video

[Montgomrie]

Oh, my dear disciple, what is 6, if not 2x3. As 23 is also a holy number, you can only be commended.

[patternsinchaos]

i will take the Pentabarf into my heart, father.

Thank you for your forgiveness and commendation.

[Montgomrie]

Bless you child.

Hail Discordia!

[Tubewander]

Eris Kallisti Tartarusa

Nice work pretty funny

[sisterdiscordia]

poop/

[popefelix]

Hail Eris!

[Project3am]

Let all be done for the greater glory of the grand and gory Lady of Discordie!

[wolfe23]

fNoRD!

[patternsinchaos]

Hail Eris! All hail Dischordia!