Funny text messages one liners

Wow youtube mess up my Video
Funny text messages one liners
this is part one
send me a PM to suggest the next song to play during part 2

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Funny
• text
• messages
• one
• liners

[MrPie455]

i loved the one that said, your birth certificate is just an apology from the condom factory.

[hyperkid55]

Thanks, watch part two and send in your jokes

[Mayhem84]

I got one!

"Hey, you'll never guess who's back together despite all the S**t between them......... Your Ass cheeks!"

[bigpimpinfergotpass]

half of those are t-shirt quotes

[MadSkillz30000]

IF U STOP READING OR U WILL DIE WITHIN 4DAY NOW U START READING A GIRL WILL ASK U OUT 4 A DATE TODAY TOMMOROW WILL WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE BUT @4PM THERE WILL BE A NOTE ON UR BED THAT SAY HE MAKING THIS HAPPEN AND HE WATCHING U IF U DONT SEND THIS TO 288 VIDEOS HE WILL COME TO UR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U ON THE 4 DAY RIGHT KNOW HE WATCHING U BUT IF UR DONE SENDING PREES F6 THEN UR NAME BLINK INFANCY LETTERS AND UR DONE THIS IS FREAKY CAUSE HE MAKING THIS HAPPEN GO TRY IT !!!

[csm23232]

lame

[MrBoydUSA]

Let him come to my house I was in fear for my life...now he is dead sorry

[stratokraft05]

@jpizzel272 Only anime I really care for

[cagedbutterfly93]

fooley coooley, i luv dis song.

[nekonyapii1203]

stop a comment like this!!!!!!!!im angry becuz the 240p video the top comment is 240p we meet again.. im proud becuz someone failed u dont care at the video there just over acting!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Swagggzzz123]

here's one do u wark at subway because your giving me a footlong

[jpizzel272]

Fooly Cooly !!!