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THE "HOW NOT TO GET LAID" SONG

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Uploaded by on Oct 30, 2011

everything you need to know about not getting laid at all ever.
add us on facebook http://www.facebook.com/RefugeFromReno

here are the lyrics for the a cappella!

Don't refer to parts of her as a flange, gash, axe wound, vertical smile.
love tunnel, squish mitten, fish taco, meat curtains, baldy wrapped kebab.
Bearded clam, prize between the thighs, ham wallet or whispering eye.
Bevar, cooch or tampon tunnel, poontang pie or moose knuckle.
Birth cannon, fur burger or the minge, quivering mound of love pudding.
Vajayjay, snacth, muff, soggy box, pink velvet poon sausage wallet
Or the buns to my hot dog!

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  • Guitar tab please :P

  • @crazyconwaydesease

    really not the bass tab?, oh i feel loved! or did you mean bass? DAM you meant bass didn't you!

  • @RefugeFromReno Yeah I meant bass, sorry :P

  • @crazyconwaydesease

    ha ha all good dude, he's working on it!

  • That bass rift made me explode in my pants

  • @Ericfordham hahahah

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  • @Broccoli932

    Dude, honestly we don't have that much in common with TD, yes we're two dudes that make comedy music, but in that respect we'll also "never be" FOTC either.

    Yes, we're both chunky dudes-you got me there. And also one of us is black haired and the other blonde, but I think our genes had something to do with that.. not really our fault.

    Seriously though, our music sounds nothing like theirs and although we know and love TD and FOTC, that is not where we get our inspiration from.

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  • I just love this...

  • Mega fukn gay

  • @davisfontanes That idea is Legen- Wait for it! -DARY!

  • BRO HYPNO NO JUTSU~!

  • Yeah, these guys must be raking in bitches

  • BTW THIS SONG ROCKED

    

  • HAHAH all you have to do is look hot in a suit, a few drinks and VOILA I AM SET! :P

  • @Officeworkerbob he says without a clue to the guy who got laid last night, the night before, and has an approximate 98% chance of getting laid again tonight.

    Seriously Bob, you've got no better comebacks? Bet you're gonna say something about my fat momma next?

  • tits tits tits tits glorious tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Btw, I laughed when I saw the the advertised video to the upper right is "I am mormon"

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