The Conan O'Brien Rap Anthem - Asoka

Written by: Asoka & Aaron "Big Santa Pimp" Burnette
Produced by: Battle Me Productions
Dedicated to our Coco.

Intro

Theres a lot of talk shows out there. Theres a lof of late night shows out there. But let me tell you something B*****es theres only oneCOCO OBrien!

Verse 1

Its the tonight show, comedys life yo
We breakin the cycle, and doin it I know
We flip it like psychos, and doin it right yo
Let me just stop, give props Lrne Michaels
Goodbye New York, now Conans west sidin
Late night drivin, Taurus ridin
Pimpin, talking, celebrity stalkin
Have no fear, he be walking into Compton
Rodea rd, he was chilling with LaShanda
Looking meaner, than the dudes up in Contra
Thought I seen a fly girl, get in his Honda
When she stepped out, I seen it was La Bambe (eww)

Chorus

Here there buddy boy, I can hear them chantin
Hey there buddy boy, reciting the anthem
Hey there buddy boy, classy like a phantom
Hey there buddy boy, Conans the man son!

Dont mess with OBrien, hell leave you cryin
Coco the King, he is like a lion
Dont mess with OBrien, hell leave you cryin
Coco the King, he is like a lion

Verse 2

Now every morning Coco sheds a tear
Looking in the mirror, combing his captivating hair
HmmmI wonder what is happening here ?
(Dude he just misses his (masturbating) bear
Andy and Conan ready for the show and
Both in the zone andwait we hear moaning?
Max in the other room, Labamba groaning
In the year three thousand
The glaciers will melt and well all ride dolphins
Conans Daddy Warbucks, and were his orphans
Dont need a tour bus, were in the Taurus
Riding in the back, shotgun Chuck Norris
Getting so much tail, they call us Zack Morris
Okay Coco take us back into the chorus

Chorus

Here there buddy boy, I can hear them chantin
Hey there buddy boy, reciting the anthem
Hey there buddy boy, classy like a phantom
Hey there buddy boy, Conans the man son!

Dont mess with OBrien, hell leave you cryin
Coco the King, he is like a lion
Dont mess with OBrien, hell leave you cryin
Coco the King, he is like a lion

Outro:
Awww yeah, just like I told you so. CoCo, Andy Richter, Max Weinberg we run this city. 2010nah3045 and beyond! Hope yall got your dolphins..B****es! Haha

www.IndianRapper.com to download Asoka's music.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Conan O'Brien
• LaBamba
• Asoka
• Max Weinberg
• Rap
• Anthem
• Funny
• Late Night
• Tonight Show
• Hip-hop
• Hip Hop
• Indian Rapper
• Buddy Boy
• Chuck Norris
• Zach Morris
• Andy Richter
• Compton
• Conan
• Taurus
• year 3000
• masturbating bear
• String
• Dance

[WileyCoyote69]

The timing of this thing's release is SPOOKY.

Right before all this stuff blew.

[AsokaTV]

@WileyCoyote69 Yeah man, its crazy. Conan's a smart guy though, I'm sure he'll be successful in whatever direction he takes his career in next.

[elharpo12]

this needs to be on Conan's show!

[TheConanfanboy]

We need to support Conan more than ever! Funny!

[AvillainsSecretLair]

Awesome track dude!!!

[bossyboo29]

Conan IS the best! No doubt that NBC will realize that they lost their only hope to save the Tonight Show. Real smart. Let Leno come in an hour earlier and throwing of Conan's ability to cultivate his new viewing audience. The man never got a chance to get people who didn't know him to warm up to him. It took people a while to warm up to Leno after Johnny left. And Johnny didn't start a show before Leno and screwing him. WAY TO GO NBC AND LENO. FRIGGIN IDIOTS! NBC will know they F'd losing him!

[DirtyMoney23]

did anyone send this in, It would be sweet if he shows it as a bit before he signs off. Probably too late now tho.

[akaimizu1]

Nice.

[MaddeVirus]

The one and only king of comedy !

[oJUDAYALo]

I LOVE CONAN!!!!

[papdavid]

ironic that you did this before all this nbc mess-up. Great song, with great an genuine lyrics and good music, congrats!

Dont mess with O'Brien, he'll leave you crying! :D