Jimmy Dean Sausage Complaint call

A complaint call made to the Jimmy Dean Sausage 1-800 number

• Category

  Comedy

[Dave DuBose]

I'm 6'2' tall. 200 pounds is not coming close to fat.

[zshearinlegend44]

Clearly, Randall, you don't understand breakfast

[OneMillionSuns]

Try eating healthier and exercise you fat apes.

[bigtruckseriesreview .]

Here's a question: DID JIMMY DEAN EVER ANSWER THIS CALL AND CHANGE THE PACKAGE SIZE?>

[Nick Brooks]

No I run long distance

[Nick Brooks]

Im 75% white dummy

[JKwoftw]

And I'm not saying these guys look like NFL players. I'm just noting how miscalibrated your stated parameters are. A 6 foot endomorph with 10% body fat and a modest amount of muscle development can be 200 lbs no problem. You're really far off.

[JKwoftw]

Have you ever met someone in your life who was not an ectomorph? Look at any NFL running back. They're all well under 6'3, they're all 195 at bare minimum, and they're all single digit body fat. Are you a dinka tribesman or something?

[JKwoftw]

As a male at 6 foot and 155 with "heavy exercise" you might have some kind of disease.

[JKwoftw]

Obviously marrying someone is a great way to express your racial animosity towards them.

[Nick Brooks]

Also the fact that he has to say she's Scotch.. the only people I have heard saying that are southern fucks who love to shoe their pure white credentials.

[Nick Brooks]

I eat 4 eggs a day along with bacon, fried potatoes, yogurt and v8 and some other items, but I have an extremely fast metabolism, I exercise heavily, and am your weight and 6 feet. And these people obviously don't do any cardio, because judging by the fact that he thinks maple and sage is for northerners, he thinks jogging fruity.

And I think you are lying about your height and weight, or someone you are with is fat and that's why you give two shits.