Fox Retracts the Chris Kyle Punches Jesse Ventura story! OK, not really.

Jesse Ventura demanded a retraction from Fox news for the story they ran on his big mouth getting punched by the most awesome human ever; Chris Kyle. Here is the retraction Fox gave him.
It looks like they aren't too afraid of a lawsuit, Skullet. Your Move. :-D

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Comedy

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• conspiracy

[boltonblows]

how about the mourning families of all of the brown people Krissie Kyle assassinated in their home county? u don't give a shit because it's not your family and you're not brown, you disgusting neocon

[jesseVenturanotaSeaI]

@boltonblows Please, go find someone who gives a shit about your intellectually inverted moral preening. You are boring.

[ssacehole]

Chris Kyle has two witnesses. Jessie was UDT and not a SEAL. Jessie is obviously embarrassed and his threats to charge Chris Kyle says he was in-fact punched.

[Spindry96]

HAARP is real be very afraid, look what it did to Jesse's hair

[jesseVenturanotaSeaI]

@poeticpagesmig16 How's this for short?

[jesseVenturanotaSeaI]

@poeticpagesmig16 Yeah, they are declaring war on the word and setting up death camps ... oh wait, no, you just disagree with something they said so you used your entire imagination and called them Nazis. I would return the favor and call that Stalinist but you would probably take that as a complement.

[jesseVenturanotaSeaI]

@jimmi161 Should be fun to watch.

[jimmi161]

@ssacehole Ventura is taking him to court and a court isn't going to listen to anonymous witnesses.

[MoonajuanaHarvest]

@jesseVenturanotaSeaI if lots of people did hear about it y didn't fox ,they get everything accurate 'sarcasm' plus i said anyone that signs up for these jobs is not a hero i'm a 1st gulf war vet and we despise being called heros just like my father and uncles that were in ww2 so get off of your high horse douchebag and shut yer yap