Portal 2 Funny - Life gives you lemons, Burn Life's house down

When life gives you lemons, invent a combustable lemon and burn it's house down!

glados almost have an orgasm listening to it.

Cave Johnson:
Alright, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade..
GLADOS:
Yeah!
Cave Johnson:
Make life take the lemons back!
GLADOS:
YEAH!
Cave Johnson:
GET MAD!
GLADOS:
YEAH!
Cave Johnson:
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?!!?!
GLADOS:
YEAH! TAKE THE LEMONS!
Cave Johnson:
Demand to see Life's manager, make Life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am!?! I am the man who is going to burn your house down! .. With the lemons.
GLADOS:
Ohhh I like this guy!
Cave Johnson:
I am going to get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down! *Cough* Cough*
GLADOS:
Burn his house down! Burning people! he says what we are all thinking!

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• Gameplay
• Portal 2
• playthrough
• funny
• glados
• orgasm
• burning
• house
• down
• valve
• cave
• johnson
• lemon
• lemonade
• combustable
• Cave Johnson
• cave johnson

[Jacobstx]

Lemon + grenade = Lemonade

No credit taken, just thought I'd throw that out here.

[TheBob4356]

I have a feeling combustible lemons is the first thing GLaDOS worked on after Chell left.

[Uchiha2727]

I love cave johnson.

[kittykittynyaanyaa]

This needs to be my ringtone.

[shibien13]

Cave Johnson is an awesome character.

[Killerattack11]

@heartopener1234 you really need to play more portal...

[xRandommagic]

When life gives you lemons, You break those lemons and make superlemons o3o

[Acekiller54]

I love this



[xxJdcfcxx]

2 people made lemonade

[heartopener1234]

Can someone tell me how u made the potato talk?or how 2 make that voice

[zattacks]

"No credit taken, just thought I'd throw that out here."

HE'S THROWING THE LEMONS, DUCK AND COVER!

[quentain1]

if you take out cave johnsons voice it sounds like glados is having an orgasm