Beat a Speeding Ticket with Your Family in the Car

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Grape-Nuts and ESPN's Kenny Mayne team up to help you talk your way out of a speeding ticket. We'll take you through the do's and don'ts of dealing with the traffic police in this episode of the Guy's Manual.

HOST KENNY MAYNE
The dreaded speed trap. It can
snare even the most law abiding
citizen in its web. Mostly because
it uses lasers.

It doesn't care if you're coming
back from your kid's soccer
practice, it just wants your money.
But if you heed these nuggets of
wisdom, like Gary here, hopefully
we'll get you back on the road with
just a warning.
Okay, first things first, police
tend to dine on respect.
Tack a "sir" or "ma'am" onto the
end of your sentences. But don't
go overboard.

PATROLMAN
License and registration.
Gary hands them over.

GARY
Lemon square, sir?

PATROLMAN
You know I can't take that.

KENNY MAYNE
Second tip, you know why you were
pulled over, so don't argue. You
don't wanna end up on one of those
TV cop shows. Watch your mouth,
keep your shirt on, and for all
that is holy, do not try to make a
run for it.

GARY
I'm gonna try and lose him, honey!
See if you can hit his windshield
with the lemon squares.

KENNY MAYNE
Okay, very important side rule.
Last thing you need is someone
trying to speak on your behalf or
giving our uniformed friend a piece
of their mind.

PATROLMAN
Do you know why I pulled you over?

MILES
Because you were hoping we had
doughnuts?

GARY
I'm sorry...we don't.

KENNY MAYNE
Arguing is par for the course, but
presenting a threat...that's a
double bogie. Anything you need to
say, you can say from the comfort
of your car. Because you don't
want this to happen.

GARY
Oh, officer, one more th--

KENNY MAYNE
Just keep your hands at 10 and 2
and you've got yourself a fighting
chance. And it can't hurt to play
the old sympathy card.

GARY
Sorry about that, officer, just
trying to get home to our sick dog.
We're not sure how long he'll hang
on. I promise I'll watch my speed
next time.

PATROLMAN
I'm letting you off with a warning.
Tell Noodles the boys at the
station are pulling for him.

KENNY MAYNE
I hope you learned your lesson.
The men and women in uniform are
heroes. And you remember I said
so...officers who patrol I-95...if
you ever see me speeding by
accident. Until next time, enjoy being a man
who gets the tough things done.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Guys
• Manual
• Grape
• Nuts
• nugget
• of
• wisdom
• speeding
• ticket
• traffic
• citation
• avoiding
• tickets
• cop
• pay
• police

[2k00l4ya]

i like

[chimpy2k7]

me and my mate got pulled over by car, he used my mates wer goading me on to speed excuse and it worked xD even tho we wasnt we was like sloww dowwwwn!! aha xD