How The Karkat Stole Christmas (A Homestuck Audiobook)

A grumpy Troll hatches a plan to steal Christmas from the Trolls of Alternia.
(warning contains some foul language)

Download Link: http://tindeck.com/listen/ogdn

Obviously a parody of Dr. Suess's The Grinch. Consider this my Christmas special.
I was working on an animated version, but I decided there was no way to finish it by the 25th, so I just uploaded this as-is.

I voiced Karkat, the narrator, and Gamzee. joecoolieo.tumblr.com voiced Jade.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• homestuck
• parody
• how
• the
• karkat
• vantas
• stole
• Christmas
• grinch
• audiobook
• holidays
• Funny
• Humour
• Spoof
• charredasperity

[MegaSmurfable]

Instant Karkat headcanon voice :D

[Pumpkin2Face]

Thisss

This is the best

Every Christmas from now on

this will be played

[xXmikichan1562Xx]

Wow tjats just.... why? how fucking long did this take you? btw *gristmas

[SonicTHnerd]

YES JUST YES

[CrisesofSanity]

Karkat needs more swear.

[pwnnightman]

@Zeronightshade14 It would have been nice if instead of chistmas you put Perigee. That is what trolls call it.

[95DragonKnight]

this is great. XD

[VondahVooman]

"sAnTa ClAuSe, WhY aRe YoU tAkInG oUr MoThErFuCkIn' TrEe?"

"BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT, AND I HATE YOU"

[imsostupidyay]

....This is the first christmas story my child will hear ''Mommy whats a Fuckass?'' ''Your father''

[lightningstrike9]

I LOVE THIS

[Wafflepal]

"WAIT. 'KARKATTED'? ARE YOU HIGH??" xD

[AlyianaAltori]

"I'm feeeeeliiiing" Hahahaha