"Jumpin' on a Trampoline" by Marijuana Wolf

It is fun. It is fun. Because I am on so much weed. I'm fallin off the trampoline, it is fun, I twist my knee, everybody laughs at me. Fallin' on the trampoline - My friends are mean, my friends are mean. Why can't I get some sympathy? Unicorns can't see in the dark, Teresa tells me; "You gotta find the yellow shark. But the yellow shark is deflated, I gotta find someone to blow it up. and I'm so constipated, I haven't shit in 2 weeks, what the fuck? I haven't shit in a month, what the fuck? So go and find a trampoline, bring someone, bring everyone, but don't forget to bring the weed. Unicorns they cannot see in the dark, which isn't true about the shark. Jumpin on a trampoline, it is fun, it is fun, because I am on so much weed.

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• weed
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• stoner
• mary jane
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• funny
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• flight of the concords

[SabellaMosley]

Okay, I've been thinking and this enquiring mind wants to know -- Did he really lay a golden blunt or was it just doobie, doobie doo?

[SabellaMosley]

Another chart 'smasher' from my favorite Greensboro band!!! It rates 'high' in my book. No mother could be prouder than I am of Stoner Howard! That college education sure has paid off honey. As for your compatriots, well what more can I say -- bring 'em over anytime dear, especially that yellow shark.

Teresa -- Your sense of humor is superlative. You are a goddess supreme!!!

Durham awaits your return.

[jbowers2208]

Pure genius. You need to tour TN. Bristol and Chattanooga needs to see you. I can guarantee a thousand bucks!

P.S. I love you Teresa