A Very Potter Sequel Act 2 Part 9

Thanks to some great sleuthing, Peter Pettigrew has finally been captured. Now all the gang has to do is get back to the Ministry and get Sirius's charges dropped. So they decide to hop on some brooms and head there on the double. They'll let the beautiful full moon light their way... Wait... What's happening to Lupin?!

"A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show.


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You Were Never My Lover (Stutter) - music and lyrics by Darren Criss

UMBRIDGE:

Remember that time?
When you wouldn't talk to me?
No you wouldn't talk to me
yesterday.

We were gettin' along!
We had that little dance-y thing!
Well here's a song I sing
my way,

It was gonna be fine.
But you didn't wanna be,
be the man who'd be with me--
no way.

But now you sayin' it's time--
Why you gotta be like that?
I don't like the way you act
round me.

So baby come on, come on...

Oh don't you tell me to go,
and say "I'm the one,"
d-d-do you think I'm dumb?
Sorry- did I just stutter?

Won't tell you what you know,
but this is the end...
You were never my friend,
you were never my--
you were never my lover!

Remember that night?
When I saw you tremblin' there?
I remembered, "I don't care,"
'bout you.

I'm rememberin' how
you thought you were at the top,
well I think we're better off
without you!

And I got your number--
and I don't mean in my phone;
would've already just thrown it out,
if I'd known about
the way you'd bitch and moan,

remember that way--
how you were way outta line?
Well now you're way outta time!
So tell me what you want on your tombstone!

Come on, come on...

Oh don't you tell me to go,
and say "I'm the one,"
we're dur-dur-dur done!
'Scuse me, did I just stutter?

Won't tell you what you know,
but this is the end...
You were never my friend,
you were never my--
you were never my lover!

It's too bad you a loser.
Too bad you waste my time.
Good thing that I'm around
to keep your ass in line!

... You were never my--
you were never my lover!

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• A Very Potter Musical
• StarKid
• Harry Potter
• Darren Criss
• Joey Richter
• Joe Walker
• Lauren Lopez
• musical
• funny
• magical
• sequel
• dancing

[HarriStar98]

"And Ron, the guy who's always helping out... THANKS FOR HELPING OUT!"

xD

[TheObsessedGleek]

When Umbridge asked what Dumbledore wanted on his tombstone, who else screamed "REDVINES!" and had to look around to make sure no one heard them?

[hayleyannah]

this whole play is like some crazy drug trip. I love it though

[ShaKEdShWE]

audiance stop awwwwwwwwwwwwwwing you're driving me crazy!!!

[EMM98AJP]

@broadwaygurl56 I second that motion!

[rumbleroar4]

i am speechless......

[RjemmaB]

this is my favorite work out song on my ipod!!! 

[madrants08]

"That was the Elder Wand". I laughed out loud so hard!! :D

[PrettyPrinceOfParty1]

Dumbledore: leave now and never come back

Smeagul: stupid fat hobbitt

[Chocobearization]

Dumbledore's sitting there dancing to Stutter!!!

[Ecclipze]

@shellywuvsyou That's kinda the whole point of a dementor's kiss...It might not be 'death', but it basically is...

[broadwaygurl56]

This should be on broadway!