Doug Stanhope - Every Drug Should be Legal

Doug Stanhope

from Word of Mouth DVD

available at sacredcow.com

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Comedy

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• Standup

[yay78900]

1:18 she just remembered she left her kids at daycare

[JPVeigaaaa]

I watched the bit at 1:18 like eleven times.

I really need to get laid... =(

[glorp896]

@ImNoah2212 #3: and your best bet is focusing south of the border, but your last point is still true in USA... the legal stuff kills far more than the MOST hardcore drugs and if it were legal, controlled, pharmaceutical grade and perfectly predictable for the drug users there would be far less ODs - the drug war is a huge failure and waste of money, the only consolation i take away with it is that by having drug charges u also unwittingly punish the scum for other things...

[glorp896]

@ImNoah2212 sentence #1: no

#2: agreed, 99+

3: not only, but there is that lobby effort - i'd say its the moral foundation of our country first and foremost and a punitive end of it that is more conservative than liberal as far more (around double) call themselves conservative than liberal in USA... (20-40, close to that, i've seen the numbers... "Twice as Many Americans Conservative as Liberal" is the title of the article (they have 21-41) which means the 60s are LONG over!

[ImNoah2212]

@glorp896 so you think that if all drugs were legalized the majority of americans would wake up and say YES THERE LEGALIZED WOOHOO IMA KILL MYSELF. No mabe a select few but if you ask most people if crack or heroine were legal would you do it 99% would say no. and plusthe drug war isonly there to pay cops and buerocrats for nonviolent crimes and kills more than it would if it wasnt in place

[SatanistSin]

"You both. Buh bye." Why'd he kick them out?

[glorp896]

@cabbagesftw i generally agree with you, but quite obviously the average and below average folks of america can not handle this LIBERTY (freeDUMB), so its effect is NOT liberty for the rest of us, just cost... If most people fail at drug use, and i think thats the case, then there is a case for regulation but pot should not be on schedule one - too punitive at this level of "jurisprudence"... Pot is a net detriment, unless you think we should slow down GDP for mother earth ;)

[Khyrid]

@romang58 She needed to go suck my dick.

[romang58]

why'd the hottie at 1:18 have to go?



[cabbagesftw]

@glorp896 THC has been shown to kill some forms of cancer actually and be cancer preventative. In personal experience, yes daily pot use slows down brain function and hurts memory, but only while effected by it. If you stop daily use your cognitive functions return to normal in a couple weeks. For occasional smokers, they tend to return to normal by the next day or so.

Either way I think we should all have the liberty to decide what we do with our own bodies harmful or not.

[glorp896]

@CalisCool u meant FOR medical, right? one of the reasons they were thinking that pot had little effect as to lung cancer rates compared to regular smokers was due to amount, as nicotine has u back for another pack in the same day for some people, while who really chain smokes pot? hardcore smokers are always worse than the worst potheads... i would choose smoking pot much of the day compared to 4 packs of cigs... maybe... depends on my work, if much thinking is required: nicotine