Isto - The Colbert Retort

Welcome to the Retort

Colbert lies to the people! And we're here to stop him.

There's a man on TV, with eyes that do not see.
He listens to his Word, and nothing else is heard.

So I'm growing out my follicle banners,
And teaching him some manners!
I am teasing tufted tresses,
Against his truthless truthinesses!
I am putting him on notice
And breaking all his lock-length quotas!
A formidable opponent is my mopular component!

Colbert, I'll never cut my hair!
You say I'm a communist
'Cause I know how to share
And a bleeding heart because I care
About my countrymen,
But I'm still an American,
And, Colbert, I'll never cut my hair!

-Chris White, Rob Cohen, David Haan

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Stephen
• Colbert
• Report

[parkt6792]

@Woobster87 one 'pwns' the other symbiotically, of course, - a la 'moebiusly'- you gotta dig deeper than that wit ya broke ass woobie ya deep fried mars bar ya

[Woobster87]

Isto you're the man.. but Colbert pwns you.. in everyway possible.. except singing vocals ofcourse :)

[butchermachine]

Never cut your hair.

[Fruscianteistheman]

Communisim is out society.... we pretty much practice the communist manfiesto 10 founding principles, I think that we accept 7 of them not in your constitution. I hope your lyrics aren't suppose to convey anything, it just sounds like annoying, sarcastic, angry poetry :(.

[mcfuacata]

And it all started with a satire...

[baritonetennisman007]

I think this is just a humorous joke, because it would be weird if they were against Colbert since Colbert is very liberal.

[matteusx]

This is absolutely genius.

[inpsychotive]

generalised belief systems and the quest for a single way to see everything is not progressive. our species needs to move forward. we have the materials and the know-how to solve many problems we have. apparently we dont have enough money though. a pretend forcefield possibly? lol a species doesnt need currency to do anything. we need leaders to remove certain technologies from public use. kind of like taking a knife from a baby. it may not hurt itself, but it cant yet use it responsibly.

[Rasengan2323]

First of all, McCain is an idiot, who's plan to fix the America is, "Just keep doing what destroyed us in the first place." I wasn't talking about one government. I ment just being a part of any form of Communist government. (What a McCain supporter would say to that, is, 'Communists are evil, because they hate America.)

[inpsychotive]

are you naturally naive? of course i do? funny, not many people actually KNOW what communism is. your reply was equal to... 'do you know what a train is?' to which you would reply, a form of transportation(lacking actual detail/knowledge)... your comment was the kind that are usually from mccain supporters. how could you not see that i thought that was a possibility? dont be so defensive towards something that you cant defend against lol