Dan Sucks at Guitar - Slipups - Dumbassery

Slipknot has got to be the greatest band of all time in the world ever, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Who, Johan Sebastian Bach, those losers got nothing on THESE masters. What I like best about their music is how dark and edgy it makes me feel. I feel like i'm back in high school again standing with my back against the wall of the cafeteria watching everyone else dance and trying to justify to myself some way to feel superior to them all, the fools. These guys understand what its all about, man, and one day i'm gonna be just like them and walk around in a jumpsuit and a ten pound steel mask. That'll show people to stop, I mean uh, not f*** with me. And they're from Iowa, so you know they're bad***. Everything bad*** comes from Iowa, it's so famous for having bad*** things in it. Iowa's so hardcore, with all its...farms, and, uh...hills. Yeah. What was that? Mushroomhead's been doing this for years and years before Slipknot was ever heard of? Who the f*** is Mushroomhead? I only listen to the music that my coporate dominatrix MTV tells me to, sorry.

Slipknot has no talent, is the farthest thing away from heavy metal, and you'd think that with what, ten members in the band, it would come down to more than just Corey Taylor and Joey Jordison, but it doesn't.

Note: The copyrights for Rock Band belong to Harmonix, and the copyrights for the music belong to Slipknot, but these are only recordings of a video game that features the songs in question, for which the makers had the rights to when they put them in the game. I make no profit from these videos. They are unofficial, and in no way endorsed by Rock Band, Harmonix, Slipknot, or any music labels.

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