Michael Savage Rants About The Bubonic Plague - Parody

In July, 2008, Michael 'The Savage' Weiner claimed that 99% of all autistic children were 'frauds', especially among minorities. He has also stated in the past, that children with asthma were faking it, too.

Upon hearing his latest drivel, satirist Eugene Finerman wrote a piece titled "How Michael Savage Would Have Explained The Bubonic Plage."

Head-On Radio host Bob Kincaid got his hands on it, and treated listeners to its recitation, 'Savage Style'!

To read more of Eugene Finerman's work, please visit:
http://finermanworks.com

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Comedy

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• parody
• dumbass
• michael
• savage
• weiner
• autism
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• kincaid
• plague

[FrostbittenWolf]

@Grendo147

A blame the Europeans stance...

...actually i don't mind your claim right there. I actually welcome it. I was sick to fucking death of people inexplicably blaming Canada and the Muslims that blaming the Europeans actually seems pretty mild.

Now if you wouldn't mind, could you please explain the symptoms of this flu in detail? I'd like to get a proper explanation instead of nonsensical babbling from someone blaming a system they know nothing about.

[FrostbittenWolf]

@Grendo147

Dude, you're not a talk radio personality. You're above that. You're not a hysterical jackass with no grasp of reality. Don't act like one. I didn't move the 8-ball, i've been waiting for weeks to get a straight answer from you, and in the end you give me...

...what? You typify your own argument by saying Americans look for excuses, all the while coming up with excuses for why it took you so long to answer the goddamn question?

I swear my dog is a better conversationalist.

[FrostbittenWolf]

@Grendo147

Yes. My "Vagueness" is my weakness. Your weakness on the other hand is a complete inability to address the points, you simply split hairs. I'll spell it out for ya. WHAT IS YOUR EXPLANATION FOR THE SUDDEN EXPLOSION OF AUTISM DIAGNOSIS, OR WAS I RIGHT THAT IT IS EXPLAINED BY NEW DISABILITY OUTLINES?!

[FrostbittenWolf]

@Grendo147

Tell that to the fucking tea party, would you kindly? I swear, the anti-Islamic rants they spout make Michael Savage look socially acceptable.

Now can you counter what i've said? Savage is known to resort to emotional meltdowns and insane bigoted rants in a way that makes Glen Beck blush. He also made a claim with no evidence in an area he has a college education in and should have been able to easily explain.

[FrostbittenWolf]

@Grendo147

That Savage is an offensive prick who has absolutely no excuse for being so ignorant?

Yes. I've made that point.  Savage is like Kent Hovind. A raving lunatic with a doctorate. Despite his advanced education, he's still a complete jackass.

[FrostbittenWolf]

@Grendo147

They went up in recent years because the guidelines for diagnosing Asperger's Syndrome and other mild autistic disorders were released. Before those guidelines were released people who weren't severely autistic (Easy to spot them, they are usually legally retarded) were ignored as being problem children. They were always there, they just went undiagnosed.

[Lightf00t1]

Most "autistic" people ARE frauds, as are people who say they have adhd.

[gloom2]

this is dumb. terrible inpersonation

[VonnGeek]

Hi Gene!

[MountainMemoirs]

What a bastard. This parody is hilarious.