Musical-"Non-Gay Homosexual Friend" - Official Short Version

Just when you think she's into you...Frank and Stein set you straight.

FULL VERSION - http://www.vimeo.com/5148411

LYRICS:

STEIN
Jerry old boy can it be youre so blind?
JERRY
Are you singing?
FRANK
Are you so damn naive are you out of your mind?
JERRY
Guys? Whats going on?
STEIN
What were trying to say is that something is wrong.
FRANK
You may think that shes horny. That shell show you her thong.
FRANK AND STEIN
But as many have witnessed from beginning to end, through her eyes youre nothing more than a Non-Gay Homosexual Friend.
JERRY
Non-Gay Homosexual Friend? Whats that?
STEIN
Oh ye of little experience.
JERRY
Its like a platonic friend?
FRANK
Ummm. Close. Just listen up.
STEIN
When boy meets girl and girl meets boy things may appear so rather nice.
FRANK
Then girl meet other boy whos friendlier so kind without a vice.
STEIN
They talk all day. They talk all night. He thinks hell always make her swoon.
FRANK
Shes got a lot of things to say but he just wants to get some poon!
STEIN
But in her eyes hes just a Non-Gay Homosexual Friend. Na na na na na na na na.
FRANK AND STEIN
Non-Gay Homosexual Friend! Na na na na na na na na na.
JERRY
Wait! Are you guys saying she thinks Im gay?!
FRANK AND STEIN
No!
STEIN
Youre just the gay friend she never had.
FRANK
Except straight!
STEIN
Shes always telling you secrets. Always crying on your shoulder.
Trust me. You dont stand a chance.
JERRY
Oh no. What should I do then?
FRANK
Let us guide you.
FRANK (CONT'D)
You can try and make her really happy, but you wont get very far.
STEIN
And once you dont you might as well go find some hookers at the bar.
STEIN (CONT'D)
Our best advice is very clear, just brush your shoulders. Walk away.
FRANK
And she wont use you or abuse you. Dont believe us? Ask Jose!
JOSE
Its true, my friend. Its very true.
JOSE (CONT'D)
Some people call me the Latin Lover. She likes it faster when Im above her. It was not easy to get to where I am. Be wise, dont be a-
FRANK AND STEIN AND JOSE
Non-Gay Homosexual Friend. Na na na na na na na na. Non-Gay Homosexual Friend. Na na na na na na na na.
Dance interlude.
Dream sequence.
KELLY
Jerry, how are you? I missed you online today. And know that I love you. Youre more than a brother to me now.
All.
CHORUS
Non-Gay Homosexual Friend. Na na na na na na na na. Non-Gay Homosexual Friend. Na na na na na na na na. Non-Gay Homosexual Friend. Na na na na na na na na. Non-Gay Homosexual Friend. Na na na na na na na na.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Jose
• Alejandro
• Delgado
• UCI
• Musical
• Non
• Gay
• Homosexual
• Friend
• 120C

[Super22Dork]

I totally would love to see the bloopers on this thing. My favorite part has gotta be at 5:44. Lol. Never would have pictured you that way. I totally have had this song stuck in my head since I first saw it.

[pianofilm]

Ha ha. In that case...spread the word. :)

[matthieus2]

Thanks for uploading this. Hilarious! :-D

[pianofilm]

Whatever floats your boat, man. Sure.

[jlhb07]

You genius basturd! I have that stupid song stuck in my head...na na na na non gay homosexual friend

[LoveKingArthur]

haahh this is hilarious im at 9:00 in the blue beanie

this video deserves more views

[k4ng4life]

lol NO MAMES PRIMO THAT WAS FUCKEN FUNNY!!!!!

I BET U HAD FUN DOING THIS VID.

P.S. ME AN CAMOYA PISSED OUR PANTS WATCHING THIS

[sadguyfoundout1]

LOL i totally undesrstand!