Star Trek - Captain Kirk's Court Martial

What would happen if James Kirk went on trial for all the Enterprise crew members who were stabbed, shot, vaporized, poisoned, bludgeoned, melted down, or blown up under his command?

DISCLAIMER: This is fan-made and for entertainment purposes only. I make no claim to the copyright or intellectual property of the original materials.

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Comedy

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[commodoreQuinn]

I'm sorry, I forgot to add Broken neck once more after Blown up again

[commodoreQuinn]

This is the order of deaths: Poisoned strangled sufficated electracuted evaporated struck by lightning vaporized stabbed poisoned again disintergrated DOUBLE FORCE FIELD! Bonus points shot melted blown up slashed shot again punched transporter accident shot yet again Russian dancing vanished vanished again face plant into tree poisoned yet again poisoned once more Poisoned yet another 5 times Blown up again slapped by Klingon ninja star to the chest gassed slapped

[commodoreQuinn]

It was beautiful! Do one for Tng deaths. Although a lot of them are boring, some of them are actually pretty groteque!

[SmallTownKiller1945]

i finally got the redshirts on an alien planet joke



[FlyingPiper13]

This is the BEST Star Trek Video Ever! XD

[MrHoppers002]

yeah i know but still yellow shirts die in such boring ways. getting shot by the bad guy. boring. Now getting vaporized by lightning or being shot by poison flowers. :D

[dying101666]

@MrHoppers002 actually in TNG the yellow shirts got it

[Velocity9s]

Funny deaths...

[judsonflute09]

Ah, the ever-expendable redshirts. What would Star Trek be without them?

[GenOrder7]

This should be renamed, "The Death of Redshirts"